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Comments

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki shared a photo. 3/1 near Recollé University

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for suggestions, I can tell you I don't have many to give. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long and intense childhood hobby. They're skills that, in my humble opinion, touch the hearts of people like you by the artistry of it. If you return any information you illegally gather from my phone and remove me from your list, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will file a complain against you.

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki So. Um. You've been warned...?

Akane Kurashiki ...I wonder if I went to far with this parody?

[splasher]

Makoto Tachibana all i know is that those things look delicious

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki And you wouldn't be wrong neither.
Akane Kurashiki Thank you.
Akane Kurashiki I made them. They're fresh from the oven.

[splasher]

Makoto Tachibana you did? oh...
Makoto Tachibana you wouldn't happen to work in a bakery or have your own place, do you?

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu Parody?

[That sounded scary for a while there...]

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki Yes! It's a movie reference to one of my favorite Liam Neesom movies.
Akane Kurashiki You don't recognize it?

[Maybe she alter it too much?]

[potentite]

Jake English Well hey there Akane!
Jake English It's... well I guess saying it's nice might be a little rude while you're still reeling from this but...
Jake English I'm glad to see you around! Not being able to mention any of this weird stuff was bothering me.

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki Jake? Is that really you?
Akane Kurashiki Oh, don't worry too much about it. I don't think it is rude at all.
Akane Kurashiki You're honestly helping, in fact.
Akane Kurashiki How long have you had it for? This app, I mean.

[gnasher]

Rin Matsuoka i was buying it until the 'um.' though i don't know how moved a spambot is gonna be by baked goods.

[agathism]

Akira Kurashiki I was actually hoping the threat would be enough for the spambot to alarm an actual person to check it out and notice the treats.

Wouldn't you want to have some pastries and tea after a long day of working behind a monitor?

[This was in no way a bait to convince a technician to get in contact with her. None at all. Noooope.]

[complementing]

whoa those look amazing, what kind of berry did you use?

[agathism]

thank you! loganberry. the love child between the raspberry and blackberry. they're really good! i was hoping to use them in jam, but i felt bad for the berries.

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi those look pretty

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki Thank you! I try my best for all of my creations to look as delicious as they are.

[Wait. That sounded a little...]

Akane Kurashiki Um, sorry, what I meant to say was..
Akane Kurashiki I try to bake them to be as appetizing as I possibly can make them to be.
Akane Kurashiki I think even a baked good would appreciate a compliment or two before being eaten, right?

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi it made sense the first time
Micah Tsukuyomi if it's meant to be eaten it might as well look the best that it can, right
Micah Tsukuyomi what's in them?

[59]

Hayato Privitera are the baked goods part of your threat?

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki It's more like a reward for honoring my request.
Akane Kurashiki So, I guess "yes?" would've been the correct response, huh?

[59]

Hayato Privitera aha. bribery doesn't really seem harsh enough for the circumstance. sounded more like you were going to poison somebody

[negativism]

David Song Using the quote from "Taken" kinda loses it's bite if you've got a picture of tea and pastries, unfortunately. 8/10 for the effort, though!

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki Oh! Someone finally got it!
Akane Kurashiki I guess it kinda does, doesn't it? I was hoping it'd actually help.
Akane Kurashiki I mean, even IT people have to eat when checking out spambot reports, right?

[negativism]

David Song Yeah! Watched it a few times in high school.
David Song And by "a few times" it was probably more than I'd like to admit. Think my friends got sick of my attempts at a Liam Neeson impression.
David Song True, I've had to be the lifeline between my boss and the outside world on more occasions than I'd like to admit.

[aegist]

I don't think it's possible to go too far with a parody considering the other posts I've seen around. Everyone seems to be doing whatever to whatever degree they feel like.

Are any of those tart things up for grabs?

[agathism]

I guess you're right about that. One small parody disguise as bait can't hurt.

I made extra, just in case. You can have the rest if no one comes to claim them.

Which may be the case in the end, by what I've been gathering from everyone so far.

Lucky, huh?

[She can't help want to be optimistic. Considering the situation.]

[aegist]

In that case, where should I meet you to acquire a tart?

I certainly think it's lucky.