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[longwei2go]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei shared a photo. 03/10 near Viea Village

find whats wrong with this picture spoiler: MY EYES ARE BLUE i give up on shit making sense anymore

(OOC: I dropped the ball hard on my event plans this month. if anyone wants something else, or misfires just hit up Yin's inbox here and I'll whip something up!)

Comments

[divine_braid]

I dunno... I think it looks kinda cool.

[Blue, purple... Don's eyes got mistaken for both all the time. He didn't really pay enough attention to figure it out. He always just said blue when people asked him.]

[longwei2go]

way to miss the point bro

[divine_braid]

No. I mean, I get it? Kind of? You're saying your eyes changed colors, which is definitely weird. But, it could have been worse? They could have been like orange or something.

[longwei2go]

yeah i guess
sorry im just trying really hard not to get pissed off
more than i already am

because theres another problem

[divine_braid]

Nah, it's cool.

What else is there?

[longwei2go]

you wouldnt believe me
hell i dont believe me

[divine_braid]

Okay... all the world's horses turned into giant chickens last month. Try me.

[longwei2go]

thats a good point
this is nothing compared to mad chocobo disease

my eyes glow red when i get super pissed off

[divine_braid]

Woah, really? That's actually kinda cool, too. It's like... you have mood eyes. Do they change colors for other moods?

[longwei2go]

not that i noticed
and its not cool its scary
i mean if this was a comic itd be one thing
but what if its damaging my eyes

[divine_braid]

Oh, well... I hadn't considered that.

I mean, something like that, you're just going to have to pay attention to see if you notice a difference at any point. If something feels weird, or if you see things different.

That's really the only thing you can do, yeah?

Unless you want to go see a doc about it.

[longwei2go]

trust me im feeling pretty paranoid about it now
no doctors
i dont want this to end with someone jabbing a needle in my eye

[divine_braid]

Okay yeah ow no way on the needles definitely

[longwei2go]

besides i doubt anyone wants to do this for free
im not exactly rolling in dough
and i dont have an eye plan

[divine_braid]

Good point.
I guess... I don't know, then. I guess just be careful?

[longwei2go]

not sure how i can be careful when i cant even control something like this
i mean was it something in the water
how the fuck do you even do something like this to someone

[divine_braid]

I dunno, then.
It's pretty freaky, though.

does it feel weird?

[longwei2go]

actually no
i didnt even notice it until someone pointed it out
its hard to tell in the sun
so i dunno when exactly it happened

havent gone out in a few days

[divine_braid]

Yeah. Well, like I said. Purple and blue are pretty close in color. People mix mine up all the time. That's probably why no one noticed. Though, the red thing might be a lot more noticeable.

[longwei2go]

guess you can say im really seeing red when im pissed now

[divine_braid]

Ha! There ya go.

[longwei2go]

fuck now that i said it i cant unhear the song
should make that my next cover

[divine_braid]

Go for it. Would you do it in the same style or change it up?

[longwei2go]

id improvise a bit
its just so fucking boring otherwise
but what angry white boy music isnt

[divine_braid]

Hey now... what do you have against angry white boys?