(someday he'll look back on this and laugh. probably.)

[flowrite]

Fiacre Lachance 5/11 near Viea Village

Um. Hi everyone! (my first real post on here!!) (/ω＼) Does anyone know of someone who teaches self-defense, or of a good gym or studio that offers self-defense classes? Must be non-judgmental. No... body shaming, any of that stuff. Asking for a friend, so it's very important! Please let me know. Thank you! ヾ(＾-＾)ノ

Comments

[true_noir]

Did your friend have problems at all during the shrinking? It sounds like you've managed to find a few options, but they shouldn't be afraid. Nobody expects to fight rodents of unusual size after all. I'm sure they didn't even think they existed.

[flowrite]

I don't think this is directly related to last week, no. [look at him still pretending lol] I'm pretty sure this is about something else.

...nice reference tho LOL. Did you manage to steer clear of the giant spiders and whatnot?

[true_noir]

Oh no. I've been getting a great deal of practice in fighting giant bugs. It felt good to use the strange things that have been happening to me to fight something I don't feel bad for killing. Nobody will cry if there are a few less ants on this world.

[Chloe wasn't even thinking about how odd that statement might have sounded, or even disturbing. It was just killing bugs, right? Nevermind the implications of how those skills were supposed to be used normally.]

[flowrite]

So brave! (b^_^)b

What sorts of things have been happening to you? If you don't mind me asking?

[true_noir]

Being attacked by giant bugs? Well, I think that everyone knows that, but let us say that the hallucinations I see are of someone who is very capable of defending herself. I seem to have been picking up her moves.

[flowrite]

More of those... hallucino-memory things, you mean?

[true_noir]

Yes. Mine have a particular theme to them. Everyone's seem to be different somehow. Have you had any yet?

[flowrite]

[Oh god they have a theme? That's... a little terrifying, considering what his first one was.]

Just one, so far. I don't suppose there's a way to stop them?

[true_noir]

[Yep. Her them involved girls with guns and stabbing nameless assassins in terrifyingly large numbers.]

Not that we've found yet. It isn't for lack of trying, but I have a feeling that we may not learn a way to stop this anytime soon. We've been trying for a few months.