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[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 07/09 near The Confectionery

Strawberry Creme Brulee Cupcakes

hey listen up.

like a lot of you, i got a bullshit bingo card to do. i think most of this shit is stupid, but I wanna find out what happens when you complete it. if you think thats a stupid idea, whatever. i dont give a fuck.

anyway, i got a bunch i need other people to complete for some fucking reason. i wanna get this shit over with asap- so im offering up a half-dozen cupcakes like the ones pictured to anyone who volunteers to help. theyre from a damn good shop too, so its fucking worth it. theyll be Creme Brulee cupcakes unless you want a different flavour, which you better let me know beforehand.

here are the ones i need done:

- find someone with a sibling and hang out with that sibling.
- sing a ballad to a stranger
- spar with someone
- challenge a stranger to a duel of your choice
- spend the day with a friend of a friend you've never hung out with before
- use your powers around someone new
- go caroling but only sing Never Gonna Give You Up
- have a chocobo race
- share a memory you've never shared before with a stranger

i guess i can also help with your cards too, but im not writing any odes or drinking any shitty overpriced lemonade. i used to be in the circus so i can teach you how to juggle, but only if you dont ask anything about the circus. got it?

Comments

[bloodbiter]

I'll spar with you. Where do you want to meet?

[redarm]

really? great.

how about the utsuki dojo in tisse?

[bloodbiter]

That sounds wonderful. Are you free now, or would there be a more convenient time?

[redarm]

nows fine.
i can be over there in 30 minutes?

[buncho]

is it each? half a dozen for each one, bc id do all of them with you

[redarm]

...you seriously want that many cupcakes?

cause thatd be a shitton of cupcakes.

[buncho]

yeah i do! its free cupcakes! give me all the strawberry ones!

[redarm]

[.....

Well okay he's not gonna argue]

yeah okay sure, if thats what you want. i dont care who they go to as long as it gets done.

couple people already claimed sparring and caroling, but what other ones can you do?

[livingdeadgirl]

oh hey I have a bunch of the same squares!
I keep chickening out when I go to do the singing ones haha
but if I was doing it with someone else rickroll caroling would be fun!

[redarm]

you do?
well that makes it easy.
i dunno if itd be fun, but yeah sure i bet itd be easier to do with another person.

[livingdeadgirl]

if nothing else it gives us plausible deniability
we can just point to each other and say "it was their idea"

or maybe that's more like IMplausible deniability

either way though
do you want to just meet up and do that tomorrow?

[redarm]

or "someone paid us to do it". we might be able to say that.

sure, lets do it. youre the girl thats really into paranormal stuff right? maybe after we can do something fun.

[mercurio]

do you have any cupcakes without milk in them
also: i have friends

[redarm]

yeah i can get some dairy-free cupcakes for you.
friends better not be dante.

[mercurio]

we're pretending dante doesn't exist
i know a bunch other people!

[screencaps his most recent contact list: ardyn, noctis, grell, rosalind, dante (he doesn't exist), lalli, dirk, etc...]

i wanna help your bingo

[redarm]

you mean you want cupcakes.

wait you know noctis?

[darkinferno]

wow prompto

first you want to be brothers

now you're pretending i don't exist

that's it blood pact is null and void

[matchbreaker]

Do you have powers to use? I'm good for being a witness there!

[redarm]

hm..sorta?
i got an arm that cant be damaged.

[matchbreaker]

So I get to watch you fall on a knife with it or something to get the cupcakes?

[skald]

If you teach me how to juggle I promise not to judge any songs you choose to sing!

Also are the cupcakes peanut safe? Sorry to be a pain!

[redarm]

[...]

lemme get this straight: you want me to teach you to juggle, sing to you, AND find you peanut-safe cupcakes?

just how peanut safe do they need to be exactly?

[skald]

Well when you put it like that it sounds really bad! What I actually mean is

[skald]

...

[skald]

NVM I guess thats the only way to take it, sorry

Ummm I could give you a hand with something else, and we could skip the cupcake because peanuts will kill me?