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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[parodeity]

as far as i can tell the main offense is existing and being moderately willing to comment to it

[riviation]

so what you're saying is
I fell for it by posting to begin with
damn

[parodeity]

unfortunately you did in fact prove youre part of the target userbase my man
now youre here
with the shitposters and the charmingly quaintly formal set
who are mostly my teachers actually
which is awkweird but w/e
you just gotta find your niche
and accept notification hell

but for serious im pretty sure you can like change your notification settings at least
just not like
your profile or username or userpic
but you can at least do notifs
@god thanks for small miracles

[riviation]

I think my last OS update is messing with it then because I set it and it's still spamming random banner notifs.
or these are all old ones that were seriously delayed.

[parodeity]

welp
kind of sucks to be you then i guess?
nothing much to do but try to reverse the update or hope your phone stops hating you
and you can join the notifless

[riviation]

( continued in overflow )