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[recollecters]

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Comments

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki is this called...... discrimination!?
Ryoji Mochizuki show them this video!
Ryoji Mochizuki cats and stores can live in harmony!!

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Souji Narukami I have never seen a video that made me happier than this.
Souji Narukami I'm boycotting Home Depot and shopping exclusively at Ikea from now on
Souji Narukami And bringing my cats with me

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki right? they did such a good job, it makes me happy too
Ryoji Mochizuki but don't give up on home depot!!
Ryoji Mochizuki they just need to change their marketing strategy. take one from ikea and put the "home" back in "home depot"!

[tarotcards]

Souji Narukami But can they truly learn?
Souji Narukami And most importantly, can they ever regain our trust again after something like this?

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki everyone can learn!
Ryoji Mochizuki you got to give people a chance
Ryoji Mochizuki if they truly see the error of their ways and embrace the cats, isn't that good enough?

[tarotcards]

Souji Narukami That is true. I suppose everyone does deserve a second chance.
Souji Narukami Thank you for opening up my eyes. I was blinded by my rage and frustration by this article

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki with how much you seem to like cats, it's understandable
Ryoji Mochizuki i hope you have one around to keep you grounded!
Ryoji Mochizuki nothing's more calming than petting a cat
Ryoji Mochizuki or playing with their bean toes

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Souji Narukami I have a few cats with me so they do help
Souji Narukami You have extremely good tastes
Souji Narukami The best feeling is when they allow you to hold their paws for an extended period of time
Souji Narukami Try it and you'll be in heaven

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki ohhhh the rumored paw holding privilege...!
Ryoji Mochizuki with the feeling that you've been ~chosen~ right?
Ryoji Mochizuki it's so rare! you feel really special!
Ryoji Mochizuki it's really the best feeling!!

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Souji Narukami I felt like I died and woke up in paradise when Cream-san granted me the legendary paw holding
Souji Narukami May you one day also get to experience such a feeling
Souji Narukami I reccommend presenting them with offerings whenever you see them
Souji Narukami Then they will truly trust you

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki oh
Ryoji Mochizuki OH!!!!
Ryoji Mochizuki excuse me i need to go out right now
Ryoji Mochizuki and make offerings to every cat i see

[tarotcards]

Souji Narukami I'll pray for you right now
Souji Narukami Post back the results

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki yes sir!
Ryoji Mochizuki i won't rest until i succeed!!

[tarotcards]

[ and then about an hour later, souji replies. ]

Souji Narukami So
Souji Narukami How did it go?

[appraiser]

[ he's not a miracle worker, give him more than an hour;; ]

Ryoji Mochizuki ..........
Ryoji Mochizuki it's too cold outside
Ryoji Mochizuki all the cats are indoors... i can see them inside windows but that's off-limits
Ryoji Mochizuki the first hurdle sure is a high one
Ryoji Mochizuki (´；д；`)

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[ and he calls himself death. what kind of all powerful shadow is he if he can't even get cats on his side?? ]

Souji Narukami It's time to test your determination, Mochizuki-kun
Souji Narukami Just how badly do you want those cat paws?
Souji Narukami Are you willing to climb through windows for them?

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki blessed cat paws at the cost of breaking and entering...
Ryoji Mochizuki that's tough
Ryoji Mochizuki i don't know if i have enough mettle
Ryoji Mochizuki help me narukami-kun (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[tarotcards]

[ Continuing here! ]