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Celandine Parthia shared a photo.
November 21 near Tisse

FOR SALE: Wedding dress, veil included. Possibly West Asian in origin. Tailored to fit a petite woman with a heavy bust.
QUALITY: Fair. Managed to get the stains out from the skirt's hem. Honestly, this dress is too long anyway.
REASON FOR SELLING: I neither want nor need it.

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did retrospec give you that?

Jamie Doh If you cut out everything but the first six words, it's like that one story that wasn't actually by Ernest Hemingway!

Congratulations? They're either telling you to get hitched or to take a trip to Vegas.

How far are you from affording the Christmas present?

what??? no no no!
you cant sell something like that!

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Celandine Parthia shared a photo. November 21 near Tisse
FOR SALE: Wedding dress, veil included. Possibly West Asian in origin. Tailored to fit a petite woman with a heavy bust. QUALITY: Fair. Managed to get the stains out from the skirt's hem. Honestly, this dress is too long anyway. REASON FOR SELLING: I neither want nor need it.