text;

[ossifragant]

right
so apparently retrospec is either fucking with me, or I ate something last night that disagreed with me, because I suddenly got a picture in my head and couldn't get it out

it was of a guy who was half bear
except he couldn't be a normal freak of nature that was half bear, he had to be an upside down bear man

he was somehow attached to the bottom half of a bear facing upside down?

like I said, I'm pretty sure I'm being fucked with

Comments

[parodeity]

welcome to your first hallucinomemory
or just like
memory
sans the hallucino
isnt it great when they make no fucking sense sans context
its even better when you get back the context and they still make no fucking sense

[ossifragant]

I honestly don't think there's a way to make an upside down bear man make sense in context

but it sure sounds like you've been through the ringer

[parodeity]

no no trust me
you may get context eventually
but it may also be stupid context

[ossifragant]

that's not really comforting

but you'd know better than me

[parodeity]

if you ever get the context to this btw i am majorly curious

[ossifragant]

I'll keep you informed

because, honestly?
it sounds like a doozy

[parodeity]

my point exactly
but hey while im here i can try to answer any other questions you might have

[ossifragant]

sure

have you had crazy memories?
I'm not asking for you to go into specifics, just in general

[.....he asks the homestuck]

[parodeity]

lmao yes
my first one was sitting in a pot of hot water as crocodiles threw in onions and carrots and stuff

they have not gotten any less stupid from there

[ossifragant]

what, they were trying to cook you?

that's
weird

[parodeity]

actually i think it was more like some kinda weird bonding thing?
making friends
i dont know how
crocodile culture ig ?

[ossifragant]

oh well
in that case

I guess it would answer the question of how crocodiles could make soup

[parodeity]

i mean they could also talk

sorry about this, apparently I lost the notif

[ossifragant]

oh

that makes more sense, doesn't it?

[BUT IT DOESN'T]