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[ossifragant]

right
so apparently retrospec is either fucking with me, or I ate something last night that disagreed with me, because I suddenly got a picture in my head and couldn't get it out

it was of a guy who was half bear
except he couldn't be a normal freak of nature that was half bear, he had to be an upside down bear man

he was somehow attached to the bottom half of a bear facing upside down?

like I said, I'm pretty sure I'm being fucked with

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[parodeity]

if you ever get the context to this btw i am majorly curious

[ossifragant]

I'll keep you informed

because, honestly?
it sounds like a doozy

[parodeity]

my point exactly
but hey while im here i can try to answer any other questions you might have

[ossifragant]

sure

have you had crazy memories?
I'm not asking for you to go into specifics, just in general

[.....he asks the homestuck]

[parodeity]

lmao yes
my first one was sitting in a pot of hot water as crocodiles threw in onions and carrots and stuff

they have not gotten any less stupid from there

[ossifragant]

what, they were trying to cook you?

that's
weird

[parodeity]

actually i think it was more like some kinda weird bonding thing?
making friends
i dont know how
crocodile culture ig ?

[ossifragant]

oh well
in that case

I guess it would answer the question of how crocodiles could make soup

[parodeity]

i mean they could also talk

sorry about this, apparently I lost the notif

[ossifragant]

oh

that makes more sense, doesn't it?

[BUT IT DOESN'T]