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[ossifragant]

right
so apparently retrospec is either fucking with me, or I ate something last night that disagreed with me, because I suddenly got a picture in my head and couldn't get it out

it was of a guy who was half bear
except he couldn't be a normal freak of nature that was half bear, he had to be an upside down bear man

he was somehow attached to the bottom half of a bear facing upside down?

like I said, I'm pretty sure I'm being fucked with

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[youraffection]

yeah pm
were not that lucky around here but u can hope right?

[ossifragant]

something like that

what I wouldn't give to go back to being oblivious, though I guess that would mean forgetting about horses being an actual thing and not a new species

and forgetting dancing fruit isn't normal

[youraffection]

omg
HORSES
shit dude like i almost got complacent with the whole giant chicken thing
i promised myself id never get that way but i just stopped caring
thats what this does 2 u
THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT DOES 2 U
it messes with ur head and u forget whats normal!!

[ossifragant]

giant, ride-able chickens

when the hell did something like that become normal?

[youraffection]

around feb of this year
gross right?

[ossifragant]

really?

so we all just completely forgot about horses all at the same time?

that's really weird, don't you think?

[youraffection]

it is SUPER weird
its even weirder when u didnt forget them but everyone around u is like uh duuhhh
black chocobo is a great 90s movie
and ur like what
wait what
y is there a giant check on this

[ossifragant]

that's a question worth asking hundreds of times over

[youraffection]

right??
its sup dumb
but here we are
giant chickens and dancing fruits

[ossifragant]

I'd say it could be worse but I'm actually not sure how

[youraffection]

welcome 2 the club man
where nothing makes sense and everyones tired

[ossifragant]

what a shitty club, huh?

[youraffection]

yeah it blows
but at least ur not in it alone?

[ossifragant]

that's true
it looks like there's quite a few of us, too

I mean at least more than I would expect

[youraffection]

yea and it grows every month
like 200 something i feel like? at least

[ossifragant]

huh

that's both an impressively big number, and not big at all given the overall population

[youraffection]

right?
i was thinking the same thing
like weve been getting more ppl every month but ud think this would be like
thousands and thousands of ppl given how big social media is

[ossifragant]

I wonder what that could mean?

It's strange.

[youraffection]

yea idk
they keep saying they didnt pick us specifically but with the small number of ppl what r the odds?

[ossifragant]

maybe they're throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks?

[youraffection]

tbh that might b it
i dont think some of this can come from good planning