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[ossifragant]

right
so apparently retrospec is either fucking with me, or I ate something last night that disagreed with me, because I suddenly got a picture in my head and couldn't get it out

it was of a guy who was half bear
except he couldn't be a normal freak of nature that was half bear, he had to be an upside down bear man

he was somehow attached to the bottom half of a bear facing upside down?

like I said, I'm pretty sure I'm being fucked with

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[ossifragant]

I'm not sure I want to know what he did

he was creepy looking

[frostythehitman]

okay well
word of advice
keep an eye out for bear guys like that
i had to fight one to the death once
well once in a memory and once irl

[ossifragant]

your advice has been noted
I'm no fighter, so I'd like to avoid that

how the hell was there a bear man running around? was it in this city?

[frostythehitman]

yeah
in october
there was some weird fog going around that made freaky stuff just appear like that
this ripped bear guy kept coming for me in the fog all month

[ossifragant]

okay that is possibly the strangest thing I've ever heard, and I just told everyone on an app that mysteriously appeared on my phone about remembering a weird bear man

[frostythehitman]

pfff please
that's like the most normal thing that happened to me all that month
get ready for this to be your new normal
welcome to hell

[ossifragant]

that raises all sorts of questions, wow

[frostythehitman]

yeah
that's part of the whole new normal thing
having a ton of questions that are never gonna get answered
or if they do
they're so cryptic that you end up with more questions than you started

[ossifragant]

how long have you been dealing with this, then?

[frostythehitman]

since march
but afaik the app got pushed to the first batch of users in january

[ossifragant]

wow
nearly an entire year, in other words

that's a long time to be dealing with this when most people would think you're insane for talking about it

[frostythehitman]

yeah well
that's the one and only benefit to this dumb app
it may be ruining our lives
but at least it's also a place where we can complain about it to other people whose lives are also being ruined

[ossifragant]

that's true enough

[Darius is the guy complaining about the giant bear man, after all.]