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[ossifragant]

right
so apparently retrospec is either fucking with me, or I ate something last night that disagreed with me, because I suddenly got a picture in my head and couldn't get it out

it was of a guy who was half bear
except he couldn't be a normal freak of nature that was half bear, he had to be an upside down bear man

he was somehow attached to the bottom half of a bear facing upside down?

like I said, I'm pretty sure I'm being fucked with

Comments

[thesettingsun]

Don't get me wrong, upside-down bear man is pretty stupid too. We could have a contest about the most ridiculous memories and the winner gets someone to buy them a beer.

[ossifragant]

maybe it could be an ongoing betting pool

[thesettingsun]

A continuing competition for the owner of the stupidest memory? I'd like to see that.

[ossifragant]

exactly!

the person who wins can earn
I don't know

the satisfaction of having the stupidest memory? a free beer?

[thesettingsun]

A free beer to help you deal with your stupid memories. Even if you can't taste it, the alcohol still works.

[ossifragant]

exactly!

[thesettingsun]

You'll probably need several beers to deal with some of the worse ones.

[ossifragant]

probably

it's a good thing I have a good tolerance for the stuff

[thesettingsun]

It's a double-edged sword if you have a memory so bad you just want to get drunk.

[ossifragant]

maybe

hopefully I'm not the winner, in that case!

[thesettingsun]

Good luck. Maybe the bear guy is the weirdest thing you'll remember.

[haha if only they were so lucky]

[ossifragant]

thanks

I can only hope