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[recollecters]

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Comments

[strongestheart]

That's worrying to think about.

Not that I haven't thought it myself.

But we should definitely try and keep each other up to date! But also we can't really trust sharing everything here...

I wanna say someone did something like that before already... but I had other commitments and couldn't make it at the time... Still! It's something we should all consider doing, especially since different people are running into different things!

[divine_braid]

I'll let you know, then, if I find anything else out.

[strongestheart]

And I'll do the same!

Even if I feel like the only way I'm going to find out anything is accidentally, and probably while screaming.

[divine_braid]

LOL!!! Sound like an interesting way to find things out.

[strongestheart]

That's just generally how it's worked out for me, so far.

[divine_braid]

Well, be careful, okay?

[strongestheart]

AYE, AYE!

Just have to try and not get nearly smushed by any giant rolling balls of yarn in the future and I should be fine.

[divine_braid]

Giant rolling balls of yarn?

[strongestheart]

Giant rolling balls of yarn.

The mayor's prized chocobo set it rolling off at Founder's Day! I got tangled up in it. [Four times.]

[divine_braid]

That sounds really freaky. :O