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[swags]

tfw
u
pass
ALL UR CLASSES
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god i thought i was a goner there for a second like
it was one of those moments when u turn in ur exam first but everyone else is still working and ur like
wtf am i just super smart or did i do something wrong????
turns out it's the former booooyaaaaahhhhh 👉 👉
who wants to party it out this weekend to celebrate? hmm?
any pretty ladies lookin for the next einstein?
(that's me LOL)

@keith IN UR FACE!!!!!!!!! 😏

ughhhhh it was so laaaaaame that i couldnt go home for winter break tho 🙃
how far do u think itd take for me to like
walk/swim to cuba lol
desperate man here

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[swags]

itll be like that scene in the small mermaid where the prince
carries her out of the ocean
actly maybe that didnt happen
hey wouldnt it be super cool if mermaids were real
if supwer powers are real why couldnt mermaids right?

[tuffguy]

oh man
it'll be totally cool if mermaids existed!

[swags]

imagine a society of just mermaids
man
if only that were real
just swim all day with a bunch of pretty ladies
thats like #1 fantasy right there
i think about it so often it almost feels real lol?

[tuffguy]

oh man that sounds like a good one
what's the place like
is it like the small mermaid?

[swags]

like big coral reef castle thing
and not 100% like the small mermaid more like
alien mermaids? blue skin and big eyes but still toooooooooooooooooooooootally hot

[tuffguy]

ok i gotta admit
you lost me a little at alien mermaids
but if they're still hot?
then heck yeah

[swags]

except u
mr lets wake lance up at BUTT O CLOCK IN THE MORNING
like
what the cheeeeeese man

[swags]

yup and it was all thx to you beautiful ;)

[alienated]

Could you let that go already??
It wasn't even 3 AM!!!

[swags]

wait i figured it out
ur a vampire

[lastcomfort]

I think we helped each other!

[alienated]

Really wondering how you passed your classes at all, dude.

[swags]

ur the smart 1 who think ppl r up normally at 3 am

[alienated]

No one said you had to text back right away.

[swags]

i thought it was a hot girl texting me!!!!
but it was just KEITH!!!! 😑

[alienated]

Name 1 girl who has your number
And isn't related to you

[swags]

ORIHIME
HAH
SO THERE
were even study buddies 😙

[alienated]

Amazing.

[swags]

well its pretty much my dream to be an astronaut yno
see the stars
see how beautiful earth is from way up there
if i have to suffer then well
itll b worth it in the end right?

[swags]

u trust my taste in the ladies rite??
then trust me
they were HELLA hot

[swags]

lol no if it hadnt been for u im sure i would have just
cried probably

[swags]

lance: 1
keith: -100000000000000000000 + 10