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tfw
u
pass
ALL UR CLASSES
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god i thought i was a goner there for a second like
it was one of those moments when u turn in ur exam first but everyone else is still working and ur like
wtf am i just super smart or did i do something wrong????
turns out it's the former booooyaaaaahhhhh 👉 👉
who wants to party it out this weekend to celebrate? hmm?
any pretty ladies lookin for the next einstein?
(that's me LOL)

@keith IN UR FACE!!!!!!!!! 😏

ughhhhh it was so laaaaaame that i couldnt go home for winter break tho 🙃
how far do u think itd take for me to like
walk/swim to cuba lol
desperate man here

Comments

[strayknight]

The real question, what did you pass with~?

For that answer probs longer than winter break is.

[pronounces]

congratulations, lance!
try not to party too hard, the new semester is already starting soon.
and don't use the public network as a call out post for your friends...

[odasaku]

You would probably die from exhaustion.

Congrats, though.

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details schmetails
what matters is that i PASSED!!!!!

you know id almost consider it lol
if my mom wouldn't kick my ass to the moon for doing it

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why thank you thank you
i mean i'm kinda known as a party animal around here
tch like a guy who knows how to have fun AND is a genius???? how am i real??? LOL!!!!!

wtf keith's my RIVAL not my FRIEND
BIG DIFFERENCE

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THERES GOTTA BE A WAY TO GET HOME UGHGHHGHGHGH

but thx!!! u wanna party w/??

[strayknight]

Uh-huh~

Sounds like way to much work to get somewhere when you can stay inside where it's warm.

[pronounces]

maybe apply your genius to your pick up lines every once in a while.
what are you studying, anyway?

okay, if you say so [ see icon face ]

[odasaku]

Leg broken and bed rest.

[ finally a valid excuse to not go to a party???? ]

[digthefuzz]

duuuude i totally know that feel
it's legitness
and yo einstein if there's any parties going down i just gotta know!!

[tuffguy]

oh man congrats!
we should definitely celebrate this

[floret]

Congratulations on being the new Einstein!

Although, didn't he actually do really badly in school? . . . or is that an urban legend?

[cornets]

Con🎉grats🎉!!

Also don't swim to cuba
It's too cold!!

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actually the heating at my place is kinda crappy so like
im not even warm
im just COLD AND ALONE

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there is nothing wrong with m y pickup lines for the LAST TIME!!!!!!!?m
majoring in physics and math
basically
my life is hell
HELL
😭😭😭😭

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whoa
dude
that sux man
u ok???

[swags]

its pretty much the best feel on earth
omg awesome bc everyone else is pretty much a stick in the mud like
DUDE
come on
IS THIS NOT A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION????

[swags]

ykno what im thinkin??? 😘😘😘

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wait SRSLY????? UR LYIN 😱

[odasaku]

Yeah. Got someone watching over me like a hawk, so I can't really leave.

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thx I DEF DESERVE ALL THESE WELL WISHES AFTER THE HELL IVE BEEN THRU

goddddddddddddd
butttttttttttttttttt
i could just be a floating lancicle to cuba like
that sounds pretty awesome

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geez is it rly that bad??

[strayknight]

wow...you have it rough. the cold is the worse.

[odasaku]

Not really. But the person taking care of me worries a lot. I don't want to worry them more.

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dude YEA SRSLY
ughhhh
i'm wearing like 5 jackets and wrapped in 5 blankets tbh