002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[spiritoso]

You and Leon are dating? Congratulations!! o(≧▽≦)o

[ Is that what she was supposed to get out of this post? Probably not but she's happy!! ]

[nachetanya]

Are you going to indulge his kinks? I feel a little bad for him, even if he's being unreasonable!

[promisedyou]

No, I'm not indulging his kink of kicking chairs.

[me_matey]

hey furniture makes just as good a boyfriend

[promisedyou]

Definitely not that chair, though.

[promisedyou]

[ Kaede............ ]

Thank you?

[cardcaptured]

... Mio.

I thought we had an agreement about this.

[... actually, the agreement was about not blackmailing either of them anymore, but STILL????]

[promisedyou]

I'm not blackmailing him!

He's the one being an idiot!! Please tell your cousin to stop being stupid and stop kicking chairs!

[nachetanya]

Oh no, I didn't mean that! I meant more the root of the jealousy!

[promisedyou]

What do you mean?

[nachetanya]

Let's consider a moment, both the function of a chair... and why he would be jealous of that function?

1/2

[cardcaptured]

You're the one posting about him doing stupid stuff to a public network and ruining his reputation! All these people have the wrong idea about him now!

Besides, I doubt that's even remotely true. Why would he be jealous of chairs? I don't

[cardcaptured]

[And, suddenly, there's a resounding crash from the living room, right about where the dining table (and it's chairs) would be]

...

...

... I'll try to talk with him.

[me_matey]

ye ye its gotta be respectable

like deluxe style with a cup holder

[promisedyou]

So.

He really wants me to sit on him all the time?

[promisedyou]

Maybe I should ask for that. I want a really expensive, comfy chair.

[me_matey]

hell ye get it girl. treat yoself

[nachetanya]

It's possible.

[invocate]

Please convey my disappointment that he would fight something incapable of fighting back.

[hairstroke]

Trust me, I won't. After all, I am Leon Zhong.

[ Which is why she should be worried. ]

I know you do and I care about you a lot too. Even though I am annoyed you called me out like this.

[robitussin]

what did the chair do to hurt him

[cornets]

I've heard of flipping tables but kicking chairs is new

[floret]

Jamie Doh What a complicated love triangle . . . and with the scion of the Zhong family involved, no less.

[ his grandma DEFINITELY watches a drama like this... ]

[promisedyou]

It's definitely new to me, too! I never would have expected it.

[promisedyou]

You really don't want to know the reason why.

But please talk some sense into him.