002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[steadycourse]

Right, googling that exact phrase doesn't provide many results!

You'll have to be more creative in your searches, such as 'learning common sense' or 'how to stop being an idiot.'

[eruptive]

wait and see who wins
date the winner

chair's more reliable anyway

[cardcaptured]

I can't make any promises. There's no getting through to him when he's like that, and I don't exactly have the energy right now. [Because, you know, he's still sick, and the timing for this couldn't be any worse.]

You didn't happen to say anything weird to him, did you?

[promisedyou]

I at least appreciate the effort. I'll try my best too, but I just want to help him. Honest.

I was just making light banter about comparing him to a chair, that's all.

[falsepretentious]

It's a sad existence indeed. But if he just accepts his position in life, maybe he can move on, and perhaps challenge the sofas of the world next.

I don't know you well enough to know whether or not to expect that of you. I'm more surprised that I haven't heard any gloating on his end about this relationship achievement.

[promisedyou]

.... I hope not. For my own sake.

Well, I know he said he wanted to show me off to other people. Which I honestly don't mind.

[promisedyou]

This is too real.

Too relatable. Where can I find a man like that.

[promisedyou]

But a chair can't fight back, you know. It's unfair to the chair!

[promisedyou]

Shoot, I should have known those would have helped me better. Oh, well. I know better now!

[promisedyou]

That's true, that's true... maybe I should finally take pity on him.

[promisedyou]

He doesn't, don't worry... it was just a joke, a joke!

[promisedyou]

That's true.

Maybe I should try next time I see him.

[promisedyou]

Does it have to?

[promisedyou]

It sounds more like some really really weird thing to me!! I mean, I don't really watch romantic stuff at all...

[nachetanya]

Oh, you must really love the silly boy to try out a kink you're so unsure of!

[promisedyou]

Ahaha, is that weird?

I mean, I won't know if I like it unless I try. Right?

[nachetanya]

No, that's not weird at all ♥

You do you, girl! Or him, if you want!!

[ . . . Natalia stop teasing people that's rude. ]

[promisedyou]

I'm not gonna do him!!

It's way too soon!

[nachetanya]

Oh!! Sorry, I thought you might be early into it if he's chair-frustrated like this! I just thought it might not be the case if you were ready to sit on him.

[cornets]

It's on all the time in the background at home...
It must be a tv thing then

[falsepretentious]

At least he would be working his way upwards.

Ah, that sounds more like him. It's interesting that someone exists who is as compatible with him as you seemingly are. The wonders of the world never cease.

[promisedyou]

That's a good thing for him.

But, hmm... well, I did know him for a long time, after all.

[me_matey]

dont ask me im single

[hairstroke]

I suppose not but I'd rather you talk to me directly about any problems you have

[promisedyou]

Then please stop kicking chairs where other people can hear it.