002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[hairstroke]

Fine. Your wish is my command.





but I'm still better than a chair.

[promisedyou]

What are you now, a genie? Do I get two more wishes?

[falsepretentious]

Exactly.

You have? How so, if I may ask?

[hairstroke]

This genie has run out of wishes for you.

[promisedyou]

How mean!!

I wasn't even going to ask for horrible things!

[hairstroke]

When you say it like that, it makes me even more suspicious of what you would want.

What would you even ask for?

[promisedyou]

Maybe I just want to ask you to kiss me more.

[hairstroke]

[ Just like that, he turns into a red blushing blob. ]

You don't have to wish for that. I like kissing you...

[ Someone ban him for being so gross. ]

[cardcaptured]

If you really want to help him, you should take his pride into consideration. I'm not saying you should coddle him, but if you're his... special someone, you should think more about how he feels about this sort of thing. [Because, really, Mio. No one likes public humiliation.]

... why would you compare him to a chair, though?
You'd think you'd compare him to a rug, instead. [BECAUSE YOU WALK ALL OVER HIM]

[promisedyou]

Well, if you kiss me and hold me close then you won't have to grant me two more wishes.

[promisedyou]

I'm not thoughtless, you know. I just... don't know what else to do? I can't like, just ask someone normally.....

I'm not going to compare him to a rug. A chair is much nicer. He's...better than a chair, though.

[hairstroke]

If that's what you want, then I'm more than happy to grant you that wish. It's... also a wish of mine as well.

[promisedyou]

Really?

Do you have any other wishes, Leon? I mean. Ones I can grant.

[ THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM, you're being so gross ]

[hairstroke]

I would like to spend more time with you. Maybe go on another date sometime?

[ These two need to locate their chill. ]

[promisedyou]

Is... that it? You don't want anything else??

[hairstroke]

Were you expecting me to want something else?
You're already granting my other wish of kissing you...

[promisedyou]

Maybe I was. Is that bad?

[hairstroke]

No. It's not a bad thing.

[ Although now he has to ask because he's curious. ]

Did you want me to request something else?

[promisedyou]

Maybe.



[...]

In private, though.

[floret]

Mr. Zhong, or the chair?

[hairstroke]

[ ......... Mio.

Oh god. Give him a minute because he's so flustered by what she just said. ]

Talking about this in private would be better.

[ In fact, they probably should have made this conversation private to begin with but oh well. ]

Would you like to text me about it? Or chat in person?

[promisedyou]

Whichever's better for you.

[hairstroke]

I'll text you in a moment, then.

[ Really, he could just make this conversation private but he feels a little weird talking about something important via this strange network. He'd rather talk to her face to face but with Xiaolang still feeling under the weather, he's a little hesitant to leave him by himself. ]

[promisedyou]

My boyfriend, so. The former.

[steadycourse]

With that settled...

...I hope all of this goes well! For the both of you.