002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[falsepretentious]

I see. So you met through business, and yet this is pleasure. Well, it's no concern of mine.

[nachetanya]

Mmmmhm! In the end, it's not that different from trying out different ways of kissing someone

[steadycourse]

It all started when we shared a few classes together! We both strive to achieve high grades, so a rivalry was destined to form because of that!

But he's my eternal rival because he insists on challenging me about everything! I will not lose to him!!

[maskreant]

won't know till you try out, i guess?

good luck. step on him good.

[promisedyou]

I'm not going to step on him!!

[promisedyou]

Yeah, he's definitely that type of person... I mean, I plan on getting good grades in college, but I'm not competitive about it.

[promisedyou]

I suppose that's true...

[nachetanya]

So by all means step or sit on him if you want!

But if you don't, just talk it out with him.

Either way this chair behavior probably should be examined.

[maskreant]

why not?

[floret]

Ehhh
So you weren't seriously in a love triangle with a chair?
I'm surprised.

[promisedyou]

If I was, I'd be disappointed in myself.

[promisedyou]

Saying it like that is really weird, you do realize that, right?

[promisedyou]

What if he doesn't like it?

[promisedyou]

Talking probably would be good in this case, for sure...
Especially since he's. Doing this.

[nachetanya]

And absolutely don't rush anything before you're ready!

[cardcaptured]

[BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'S RIGHT, MIO!!!!]

Make sure to do it in person, too. Or at least not on the network. I'm sick enough without seeing you two being gross to one another on top of it.

[Because, y'know. Not like YOU'LL ever be gross and sappy with your eventual girlfriend, Xiaolang. NEVER!!!!]

[maskreant]

then now you know?

it's hard to believe a guy wouldn't want to die by the hands of a beautiful girl.

[floret]

Imagine how the chair would feel!

[eruptive]

counter
chair is less hideous

[promisedyou]

... I feel bad for him now, just to hear that.

[promisedyou]

I can't. It doesn't have feelings.

[promisedyou]

Guess I do now.

But I won't kill him.

[eruptive]

you have no appreciation
for fine woodwork

( is that... a fucking joke? )

[promisedyou]

Then maybe you could, I don't know: ignore it if it's on the network. You know that's an option, right?

[promisedyou]

I've seen better.