002 ★ calling for help on a friday afternoon

[promisedyou]

Mio Sonozaki shared a photo. 1/19/2018 at Recollé

Someone please help me. My boyfriend is kicking a chair out of jealousy and I don't know how to stop him from fighting his new rival.

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[steadycourse]

[what Leon has a girlfriend how did he manage that???? also why is Leon kicking a chair out of jealousy... but it's Leon. That's pretty self-explanatory.]

Is any of this really surprising?

[promisedyou]

No, but I'm making fun of him for it anyway. It's my right as his cute and wonderful girlfriend. ☆

[compendiem]

Burn the chair.

[maskreant]

puppies tend to do that a lot.

[promisedyou]

So, should I start disciplining him like a dog now?

[steadycourse]

It's completely your right.

So, want to explain why Leon is jealous of a chair? Just want to help with your duty in embarrassing him further.

[promisedyou]

I fear that if I burn this chair, he will only kick another chair. It's an endless cycle.

[compendiem]

Burn all the chairs.

[maskreant]

it's time.

[promisedyou]

Oh, that?

Probably because I was teasing him. I told him he was a comfortable chair and he wanted to prove himself as better than one.

[promisedyou]

All of them? In the world?

I feel like that's going to start a war.

[compendiem]

There are things you must do for the sake of love.

[promisedyou]

Is there anything else you think I should use? As a newbie to this "boyfriend" thing, I have to know all the tips to stop him from being unruly.

[promisedyou]

Well, he's the one who's going all yandere on chairs, not me. Chairs are my best friend. I'm not crazy enough to sacrifice them, even for love. No thanks.

[compendiem]

You would choose chairs over him?

[promisedyou]

Only if he keeps being this stupid about them.

[compendiem]

I'm sure he has a good reason. That chair looks uncomfortable.

[invocate]

omg Leon, what did that poor chair ever do to you?

[promisedyou]

If 'having a chair as a rival' is a good reason then, yes.

That chair isn't too bad, though, but I've sat in comfier ones.

[promisedyou]

Everything wrong, apparently.

[compendiem]

Sounds like he just wants the best for you. Only the comfiest chairs get to survive. Like that?

[hairstroke]

MIO SONOZAKI!!!!!!

[promisedyou]

Yes?

[hairstroke]

Is it your life goal to constantly humiliate me over the network?

[promisedyou]

Maybe if you didn't do things like that, I wouldn't have to.