crudest: (♚ dooon't caaaaare)
Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou ([personal profile] crudest) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-02-04 10:41 am

OTA TEXT | SO WHERE Y'ALL AT????

[sometime on the third, all the names of people who were sent on group missions (obviously au names only) will be released onto the network for IC knowledge. everyone will be able to see this post if they glance at the network, whether they're in the city or away on groups!

however annotated next to the groups will be the information that group one is going to pesgare, group two is going to respartum, group three is going to bosuma, and group four is going to magatus.]


if you didn't get a call to arms here's the copypasta:

How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts.

You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is [INSERT RANDO HERE]. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at the [LOCATION] and we'll go from there.

You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?

hard to do work when you don't have info right
carly's more useful than expected
but he said don't get distracted

anyway
the more you know and all that


[and that's the message!]

[ OOC: please use this as an open mingle for whatever purposes you need! unless directly addressed, baren won't be responding. he just bugged carly for info and shared it. if any adjustments need to be made, lmk!

edit: almost immediately after the initial post goes up, Matt Murdock's name will be edited out into black squares. ]
browbeater: made by <lj user=parodeity> (Everyone has muscles on their back.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-02-05 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
bo
do you really want me reciting all your weird habits
right here
right now

because i'll do it
tuffguy: (pic#8501796)

[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
i've got nothing to hide
browbeater: I'm gonna wreck it. (It is I. The crazy firebender you hate.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-02-05 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
i once saw you eat three week old chinese leftovers

and yet you won't eat an apple without washing it. that's weird.
tuffguy: (pic#8501973)

[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
hey those noodles were cooked! and they weren't green yet either!

who knows what crawled on that apple between it being picked and me eating it?
mercurio: ❥ponponpon (065)

[personal profile] mercurio 2018-02-05 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
do you also eat day old fries from the trash the next morning
wth dude
tuffguy: (pic#8501796)

[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
um no that's disgusting
the noodles were in the fridge
safe from everything
browbeater: And so much judgment left to give. (I have a lot of thoughts.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-02-05 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
bro i know you struggled with biology

but that is literally not how bacteria works
tuffguy: (mako pls)

[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
did i get sick?
no?
so they were safe
browbeater: JFC, tone it down. (Ok. Can you mackle a little less?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-02-05 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
yeah you've done this enough times i guess you've got a stomach of steel now
tuffguy: (pic#8501859)

[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
unlike some people
browbeater: (People must think I'm made of money.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2018-02-05 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
i'm just saying

don't cast stones in a house of weird habits...



or however that phrase goes

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[personal profile] browbeater 2018-02-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
that's just the most recent example, too
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[personal profile] energybent 2018-02-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
That's really not healthy, Bolin.
tuffguy: (pic#8501863)

[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh come on not you too!
they were fine!
energybent: (b4k26)

[personal profile] energybent 2018-02-05 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Three weeks, Bolin.
Three.
Weeks.
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[personal profile] browbeater 2018-02-05 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
he also used to think that running a knife under hot water for a couple of minutes was all you needed to do when switching from meats to vegetables

i found out because i'm the one that got sick
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[personal profile] energybent 2018-02-05 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.
Please tell me he uses dish soap now, Mako.
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[personal profile] browbeater 2018-02-05 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
no, i cook now

but i've got lots of stories about that sort of stuff
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[personal profile] energybent 2018-02-05 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, we should get together some time and cook for our ladies!

But probably a really good call?
I'm here for stories.

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[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
would you STOP holding that over me?
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[personal profile] browbeater 2018-02-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
i'm reasonably sure that week and a half is why i didn't get promoted bro
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[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
well excuse me for trying to do something nice for my brother

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[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
they weren't green yet!
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[personal profile] mincingminuet 2018-02-05 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Bolin, noodles spoil.
I'm surprised you didn't die of noodle sized mongolian death worms or something.

Don't do that.
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[personal profile] tuffguy 2018-02-05 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
food has never betrayed me
unlike a certain someone

but they were fine, trust me on that!