BUSTED AS HELL

[ripplebeat]

lmfao great i just. smashed a phone, right?? so i bought a new one today and this damn app showed up again on the new one immediately

and not only that but it was jank and busted as hell just like it was on the old one so F M L

i'm resigning to my fate ... :'(

can you guys make it worth it and post some good shit?? possibly memes? 

Comments

[ripplebeat]

what did they mail you?? what the hell i want something cool if they're gonna mail me smth at all BUT i s2g i'll figure this app out myself


you don't have any saved on your phone or anything? i find this hard to believe in the modern age but ok i'll wait

[true_noir]

They mailed me a fondue fork. Just a single fondue fork, which is hardly what one would consider to be a proper gift for this annoyance.

I am afraid that I am not the most internet inclined. I did not use it that much before, especially when I was still in France.

[ripplebeat]

???? wtf ... what did you do w/it, i'd throw that shit out ... but tbh it'd probably just come back just like this godforsaken app

[true_noir]

It may sound foolish, but it feels important to me. Not only do I think it would come back, as you do, but I couldn't bring myself to get rid of it.

So, I've kept it.

[On her person, more often than not, but she knew that sounded weird.]

[ripplebeat]

huh. you a hoarder or something

[true_noir]

Hardly, though your sense of humor is amusing enough. My house is quite clean. They simply mailed me a fork I keep around, trying to figure out why.

Why would anyone mail me a single fondue fork? It's ridiculous. There must be a reason.

[ripplebeat]

the more i hear about people getting into weird shit bc of this godforsaken app the more i wanna figure it out.

[true_noir]

You are not the only one. As much as it makes me nervous in some ways, I think I wish to know more than avoid the problem any longer, and I know of several who are almost obsessed.

[ripplebeat]

obsessed? really?? like. is that obsession paying off or are they just fuckin nuts. i can't imagine being that into anything

[true_noir]

More that they are simply distracted by this whole matter, and constantly trying to find some sort of answer to the questions it breeds. I personally just want things back to normal.