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orihime "dumpling destroyer" inoue ([personal profile] lastcomfort) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-02-18 10:23 am

VIDEO [Backdated to 2/15]

[ The broadcast starts with the shifting of the camera to show they’re in someone’s lovely abode. Hm. Maybe you’ll recognize some people in passing before the show starts? Once the the camera is balanced, everything comes to light.

Welcome to Mochi House Kitchen where our heroes, Akira Kurusu and Orihime Inoue, are suit up in the ugliest aprons you have ever seen. For reference, Akira is in this one and Orihime is the buff cook.
]

Hello! It’s so nice to have everyone together again. We’ve been up north for a while and we missed Valentine’s Day, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have something to show everyone our appreciation!

[ Akira doesn’t seem to get the memo that they’re recording. Thinking that she’s still practicing or whatever, he asks: ]

Hey, do you think we should use ghost peppers for a separate chocolate filling? Not in all of them, but maybe a handful.

Oh, yes! We don’t want those to go to waste.

[ Which she will actually start to place the ghost peppers with some onion and the chocolate on empty dumpling wrappers. As she folds them over carefully and sets them to the side, it should be noted that they look...almost entirely the same as the regular chocolate filled ones from the outside. ]

Stop by and try your luck today with a free stuffed penguin today! Maybe I’ll just let you do all the talking. [ Wait, this is supposed to commemorate the holiday. Whatever. ] Where did you get these aprons, anyway?

I picked them up at the thrift store! I thought we might want to dress the part if we’re cooking for everyone. They’re very unique, aren’t they? I’ve never seen anything like them before!

[ Probably for a good reason. But they're on the Valentine's Day theme, right? ]

They’re perfect.

[ Orihime smiles then turns purposefully to the camera. ]

They’ll be ready soon, so get them while they’re hot!

Wait, were you recording?

[ And then she waves and turns off the feed. ]
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-19 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
please sign our digital waiver. we are not liable for any bowel problems you may have in the near future.

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me_matey: (which way the pressure lies)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
i aint gonna shit in ur lawn u can calm down boy
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-21 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
this is necessary, Miss.

(i'm also super calm.)
me_matey: (you gotta tip on the tightrope)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-22 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
nah i aint signin it
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-22 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
then you can't have one.
me_matey: (dark in motion)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-22 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
my girl is down there sayin i can have one.
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-22 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
you would need to get through my front door to have one in the first place.
me_matey: (cashin in my bad luck)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-22 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
the point is ur being an asshole!
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-23 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
*the point is i'm making a scene.
me_matey: (dark in motion)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
the hell does that mean?
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-23 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
it was a joke.
me_matey: (from genesis to exodus)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-23 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
u suck at jokes
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-23 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
you can't always win, i guess.

do you want a glass of milk with your penguin of death?
me_matey: (the world you get's the one you give awa)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-23 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
glass o milk or a shot o vodka
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-26 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
we don't have alcohol in this house, so you'll have to settle with milk or bring your own bottle.
me_matey: (would you rather be stupid just like me)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-27 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
i can bring a lot o bottles
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-27 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
i think... one is enough?
me_matey: (you'll rebel to anything)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-27 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
consider it a valentine gift
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-02-28 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
are you Orihime's suitor?
me_matey: (things are so passionate times are so re)

[personal profile] me_matey 2018-02-28 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
uh

u can give vday gifts to people who aint ur bae