VIDEO [Backdated to 2/15]

[lastcomfort]

[ The broadcast starts with the shifting of the camera to show they’re in someone’s lovely abode. Hm. Maybe you’ll recognize some people in passing before the show starts? Once the the camera is balanced, everything comes to light.

Welcome to Mochi House Kitchen where our heroes, Akira Kurusu and Orihime Inoue, are suit up in the ugliest aprons you have ever seen. For reference, Akira is in this one and Orihime is the buff cook. ]

Hello! It’s so nice to have everyone together again. We’ve been up north for a while and we missed Valentine’s Day, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have something to show everyone our appreciation!

[ Akira doesn’t seem to get the memo that they’re recording. Thinking that she’s still practicing or whatever, he asks: ]

Hey, do you think we should use ghost peppers for a separate chocolate filling? Not in all of them, but maybe a handful.

Oh, yes! We don’t want those to go to waste.

[ Which she will actually start to place the ghost peppers with some onion and the chocolate on empty dumpling wrappers. As she folds them over carefully and sets them to the side, it should be noted that they look...almost entirely the same as the regular chocolate filled ones from the outside. ]

Stop by and try your luck today with a free stuffed penguin today! Maybe I’ll just let you do all the talking. [ Wait, this is supposed to commemorate the holiday. Whatever. ] Where did you get these aprons, anyway?

I picked them up at the thrift store! I thought we might want to dress the part if we’re cooking for everyone. They’re very unique, aren’t they? I’ve never seen anything like them before!

[ Probably for a good reason. But they're on the Valentine's Day theme, right? ]

They’re perfect.

[ Orihime smiles then turns purposefully to the camera. ]

They’ll be ready soon, so get them while they’re hot!

Wait, were you recording?

[ And then she waves and turns off the feed. ]

Comments

[lalliho]

Yes. No.

[...??????]

You can't punish people for not liking you.

[lastcomfort]

What? Is that what you think we're doing??

[lalliho]

I know it's what he's doing.

[J'ACCUSE]

[lastcomfort]

I didn't get that impression at all...

[ Akira seems just so nice and creative?? ]

[lalliho]

[In light of the boyfriend news,]

...Maybe not for himself, but for other people. Like an evil fairy godmother.

[lastcomfort]

...Akira with wings?

[ Now she's picturing it. ]

[lalliho]

[...hmm.]

Black and red.

[lastcomfort]

I think those are good colors for him, yes.

[lalliho]

Yeah. But bat wings instead of fairy ones.

[lastcomfort]

I love bats! They're like flying puppies!

[lalliho]

[......]

Nnno. They're not. They're bats.

[lastcomfort]

Puppies are like bats without wings?

[lalliho]

[thinks]

...How ugly do you think puppies are...

[lastcomfort]

Ugly?? No! Puppies are very cute! And so are bats!

[lalliho]

[ehhhh]

I'm pretty sure bats aren't? But I haven't seen one in person, I guess.

[When he can pick up Recolle's bootleg of Monster Hunter World and play around, he'll fall in love with Paolumu and agree bats are cute.]

[lastcomfort]

But look at them!

[ LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE FACES. ]

[lalliho]

[okay, okay! He's looking...]

They kind of look like scared baby pigs...

[Puppy-pigs? With wings?]

[lastcomfort]

They're baby bats! That have to be swaddled in little burrito blankets!!

[ She loves it so much she's going to start crying. ]

[lalliho]

[baby bat burrito blankets... w-wait, is she actually getting upset, what do]

I'm not emotionally competent enough to handle this situation.

[lastcomfort]

They're soooo cuuuute....

[ Yep, definitely going through google images and tearing up. Sorry, buddy. ]

I wish I could hold them all!

[lalliho]

They. They probably wouldn't like that.

[lastcomfort]

Maybe if they're all little burritos...

[lalliho]

I'd still hate that, if I were a bat...

[lastcomfort]

It makes them comfortable. Like a warm hug!