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retrospec2018-02-18 10:23 am
lastcomfort) wrote in retrospec2018-02-18 10:23 am
VIDEO [Backdated to 2/15]
[ The broadcast starts with the shifting of the camera to show they’re in someone’s lovely abode. Hm. Maybe you’ll recognize some people in passing before the show starts? Once the the camera is balanced, everything comes to light.
Welcome to Mochi House Kitchen where our heroes, Akira Kurusu and Orihime Inoue, are suit up in the ugliest aprons you have ever seen. For reference, Akira is in this one and Orihime is the buff cook. ]
Hello! It’s so nice to have everyone together again. We’ve been up north for a while and we missed Valentine’s Day, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have something to show everyone our appreciation!
[ Akira doesn’t seem to get the memo that they’re recording. Thinking that she’s still practicing or whatever, he asks: ]
Hey, do you think we should use ghost peppers for a separate chocolate filling? Not in all of them, but maybe a handful.
Oh, yes! We don’t want those to go to waste.
[ Which she will actually start to place the ghost peppers with some onion and the chocolate on empty dumpling wrappers. As she folds them over carefully and sets them to the side, it should be noted that they look...almost entirely the same as the regular chocolate filled ones from the outside. ]
Stop by and try your luck today with a free stuffed penguin today! Maybe I’ll just let you do all the talking. [ Wait, this is supposed to commemorate the holiday. Whatever. ] Where did you get these aprons, anyway?
I picked them up at the thrift store! I thought we might want to dress the part if we’re cooking for everyone. They’re very unique, aren’t they? I’ve never seen anything like them before!
[ Probably for a good reason. But they're on the Valentine's Day theme, right? ]
They’re perfect.
[ Orihime smiles then turns purposefully to the camera. ]
They’ll be ready soon, so get them while they’re hot!
Wait, were you recording?
[ And then she waves and turns off the feed. ]
Welcome to Mochi House Kitchen where our heroes, Akira Kurusu and Orihime Inoue, are suit up in the ugliest aprons you have ever seen. For reference, Akira is in this one and Orihime is the buff cook. ]
Hello! It’s so nice to have everyone together again. We’ve been up north for a while and we missed Valentine’s Day, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have something to show everyone our appreciation!
[ Akira doesn’t seem to get the memo that they’re recording. Thinking that she’s still practicing or whatever, he asks: ]
Hey, do you think we should use ghost peppers for a separate chocolate filling? Not in all of them, but maybe a handful.
Oh, yes! We don’t want those to go to waste.
[ Which she will actually start to place the ghost peppers with some onion and the chocolate on empty dumpling wrappers. As she folds them over carefully and sets them to the side, it should be noted that they look...almost entirely the same as the regular chocolate filled ones from the outside. ]
Stop by and try your luck today with a free stuffed penguin today! Maybe I’ll just let you do all the talking. [ Wait, this is supposed to commemorate the holiday. Whatever. ] Where did you get these aprons, anyway?
I picked them up at the thrift store! I thought we might want to dress the part if we’re cooking for everyone. They’re very unique, aren’t they? I’ve never seen anything like them before!
[ Probably for a good reason. But they're on the Valentine's Day theme, right? ]
They’re perfect.
[ Orihime smiles then turns purposefully to the camera. ]
They’ll be ready soon, so get them while they’re hot!
Wait, were you recording?
[ And then she waves and turns off the feed. ]
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you uh
try not to die too
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why else am i trying to kill everyone with ghost peppers? boo.
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[ lol ]
you really think i have the time for that right now
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[ A genuine response. ]
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of course i know that
i mean if we're talking about the romantic part of vday which is basically what everyone thinks of when they think of a valentine then yeah i don't care about that right now
but when it comes to like
friends?
then ive thought of some people
i guess
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so you should eat mine.
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positively
definitely
NOT
you have a lot of takers already, why not cater to them
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in the shape of penguins?
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could you at least consider the people in other places too?
like
horses for the people in hell like me
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penguins will keep you cool if you eat the right one.
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you can keep your obligatory chocolate unless you get me white ones
that's it
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white chocolate? you don’t strike me as a sweets person, so this is surprising.
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so it's still fine by me
it's actually been a while since i had chocolate tbh
either white or dark since they're both a bit healthier than regular milk choco
but i still don't want any from you
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why not? is it because you destroyed a whole year's diet with ice cream back in hell? you've already fallen, so might as well indulge.
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who told you that???????
actually never mind i have an idea who
LOOK
it's low-fat and low-calorie
and it's saved me from passing out from heat exhaustion countless times
so yes, i actually have an excuse for gorging on ice cream this time around, thank you very much!!!!!!
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thank you for confirming that you binged more than one tub, Senya.
[ NONDESCRIPT, BUT THE ACTUAL FUCKING DEVIL. ]
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