VIDEO [Backdated to 2/15]

[lastcomfort]

[ The broadcast starts with the shifting of the camera to show they’re in someone’s lovely abode. Hm. Maybe you’ll recognize some people in passing before the show starts? Once the the camera is balanced, everything comes to light.

Welcome to Mochi House Kitchen where our heroes, Akira Kurusu and Orihime Inoue, are suit up in the ugliest aprons you have ever seen. For reference, Akira is in this one and Orihime is the buff cook. ]

Hello! It’s so nice to have everyone together again. We’ve been up north for a while and we missed Valentine’s Day, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have something to show everyone our appreciation!

[ Akira doesn’t seem to get the memo that they’re recording. Thinking that she’s still practicing or whatever, he asks: ]

Hey, do you think we should use ghost peppers for a separate chocolate filling? Not in all of them, but maybe a handful.

Oh, yes! We don’t want those to go to waste.

[ Which she will actually start to place the ghost peppers with some onion and the chocolate on empty dumpling wrappers. As she folds them over carefully and sets them to the side, it should be noted that they look...almost entirely the same as the regular chocolate filled ones from the outside. ]

Stop by and try your luck today with a free stuffed penguin today! Maybe I’ll just let you do all the talking. [ Wait, this is supposed to commemorate the holiday. Whatever. ] Where did you get these aprons, anyway?

I picked them up at the thrift store! I thought we might want to dress the part if we’re cooking for everyone. They’re very unique, aren’t they? I’ve never seen anything like them before!

[ Probably for a good reason. But they're on the Valentine's Day theme, right? ]

They’re perfect.

[ Orihime smiles then turns purposefully to the camera. ]

They’ll be ready soon, so get them while they’re hot!

Wait, were you recording?

[ And then she waves and turns off the feed. ]

Comments

YES!

[livingimpaired]

1. Your soul desires to be tall.
2. I feel the pride of phone books diminishing as we speak.
3. Mm. Don't sit on your knees on stools.
4. Good.
5. A figurative head wound upon my soul. What have I done to you lately?

[maskreant]

1) not wrong.
2) they're being erased from existence, too.
3) i won't.
5) lack of special offers and discounts.

[livingimpaired]

1. You're still growing. You'll get there.
2. Awful.
3. Good.
5. There is a 50% discount going on now. 75% if you're feeling like you are going to die this month.

[maskreant]

i actually might die this month. how do i redeem this?

[ MOST IMPORTANT PART ]

[livingimpaired]

Oh?
I'll have to determine that by taking a look at you.
Merely come to the shop and we'll see which discount you get.

[maskreant]

so it needs to be right now?

i'm not dying now, but i might die in the future.

[livingimpaired]

We're all dying in the future.

But you can come to the shop whenever and I'll still honor the discount.

[maskreant]

thanks, Mister Shigaraki.

i'll add you to my will.

[livingimpaired]

And what will I be getting?

[maskreant]

my highly prized notebook filled with coupons.

[livingimpaired]

I would feel insulted, but that wouldn't be something terrible to have at the moment.

[maskreant]

why insulted?

it's free.

[livingimpaired]

Indeed.
But I suppose it's the idea that you'd give me something that could be used up to remember you.
Then all I would have is an empty book with torn out pieces.
Hardly a warm object to hold, wouldn't you agree?

[maskreant]

that's deep.

you don't need to use all the coupons, at least.

[livingimpaired]

Thank you.

I suppose not. I'd save the meaningful ones, then.

[maskreant]

what's considered meaningful in this case?

[livingimpaired]

Now does the dead need to worry about that?

[maskreant]

you must honor the dead

and answer their questions.

[livingimpaired]

I believe that only applies to if you're planning on haunting me.

[maskreant]

i will be.

cross my heart, i'm already dead.

[livingimpaired]

Well.
I don't know what coupons you have.
So I guess we'll find out together what I save.

[maskreant]

all right. i'll bring my coupon book next time i visit.

[livingimpaired]

Well, then, I can't get out of it.
I'll look through and tell you what I would keep.