TEXT } this isn't actually craigslist but do you think that'll stop him

[godcards]

[ So hey just like, apropos of nothing: ]

Looking for places to stay at night. Not interested in being your roommate or doing your chores….. just want somewhere I can sleep that isn’t outside. Won’t be around during the day or evenings. Stay out of my way and I’ll stay out of yours. Willing to work out a deal in exchange for sleeping spaces on a case by case basis…..Skilled at acquiring things, can also trade goods for services. Not intending to stay longer than a few nights at most….. will move on as I see fit. Looking for immediate responses for planning purposes. No strong preferences other than being able to get some peace and quiet when I want to sleep….. Need at least six hours of alone time at a minimum.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

[godcards]

A request isn't the same thing as begging, you simple-minded fool.

You're still irrelevant. I want nothing to do with you.

[frostythehitman]

yeah well we don't always get what we want do we asshole

[godcards]

I do when it's my post.

You're nothing more to me than a line of text, you're easily to ignore. You have nothing to offer, so I don't see why I should bother giving you the attention you so desperate crave if you're resorting to talking to me of all people.

[frostythehitman]

and yet you keep giving me attention anyway
so much for "easy to ignore"

[godcards]

You are easy to ignore. Just because I'm being nice and giving you attention doesn't mean anything differently, you idiot.