TEXT } this isn't actually craigslist but do you think that'll stop him

[godcards]

[ So hey just like, apropos of nothing: ]

Looking for places to stay at night. Not interested in being your roommate or doing your chores….. just want somewhere I can sleep that isn’t outside. Won’t be around during the day or evenings. Stay out of my way and I’ll stay out of yours. Willing to work out a deal in exchange for sleeping spaces on a case by case basis…..Skilled at acquiring things, can also trade goods for services. Not intending to stay longer than a few nights at most….. will move on as I see fit. Looking for immediate responses for planning purposes. No strong preferences other than being able to get some peace and quiet when I want to sleep….. Need at least six hours of alone time at a minimum.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

[frostythehitman]

holy shit this is so sad
you added the unsolicited services line at the bottom with special formatting and everything
you are SO DESPERATE to make this look just like craigslist
i didn't know craigslist was too scary to post on directly
or maybe that's just you being a coward

ps
have you considered a dumpster

[godcards]

Oh? Is someone projecting again? I have no need for your insecurities. How I format posts and where I post them are none of your business.

Now go away, I have no use for you.

[frostythehitman]

obviously you do or you wouldn't be begging for help here

[godcards]

A request isn't the same thing as begging, you simple-minded fool.

You're still irrelevant. I want nothing to do with you.

[frostythehitman]

yeah well we don't always get what we want do we asshole

[godcards]

I do when it's my post.

You're nothing more to me than a line of text, you're easily to ignore. You have nothing to offer, so I don't see why I should bother giving you the attention you so desperate crave if you're resorting to talking to me of all people.

[frostythehitman]

and yet you keep giving me attention anyway
so much for "easy to ignore"

[godcards]

You are easy to ignore. Just because I'm being nice and giving you attention doesn't mean anything differently, you idiot.