text | open

[swags]

ok so asking for a friend
got a buddy whos way too shy to ask himself so
imma do him a solid and ask for him 😏
so like
my buddy loves the ladies n who can blame him kno what im sayin?/ 😍😍😍
but like
he saw a man so beautiful 1 day
he started crying
like this man was sculpted by god himself
he was probably actually an angel
😭
is he gay/?
or jus like
an appreciator of a good lookin guy in a non gay way?/? 🤔

Comments

[swags]

MY MOMS CATHOLCIA!!!!!!

[swags]

THIS BOY IS HAVIN A CRISIS!!!!

[bitemefightme]

And? You're going to let someone's lifestyle keep you from being happy? If he likes you and you like him, why does what anyone else thinks matter?

[justfists]

It's... clearly about you, though. That, or it's surprising that you have that much insight, so quickly, into how your friend thinks.

[devilsadvocato]

Oh yeah it happens to people later in life all the time! Some people just know from the time they were a little kid and others don't realize it until they are well into their adult years. It happens.

It's not like your pal likes ALL the women out there right? Well being into guys doesn't mean you like ALL the guys out there either. So yeah there's definitely a possibility that this guy has been bi all along and Mr. Angel is his type.

True pure honestly with oneself and patience. Those are the two things needed to establish what this is. Is he sure this is the first time another man made his heart pound like that? It's not always a walk in the park finding out something new about yourself especially this late and that's why being patient is really freaking important.

Whatever the answer is it's going to be okay. Deep breath.

[He has to go back and edit his reply to say "your friend" instead of "you."]

[blessmefather]

Let me guess. Most of the replies you received were people telling you you're bisexual and now you're sweating because a part of you knows that they are right but another part of you dislikes this surprise. You thought you knew yourself. You might also have worries about how the people you love will perceive you if you embrace this part of yourself. If you have people in your life who are particularly old fashioned or religious or if you are it is that much more difficult.

How am I doing so far?

[beneathmoonlight]

Um

I don’t think it’s all that simple.

[thesettingsun]

[He'd be flattered.]

Honestly, pretending it isn't you is just going to make things worse. There's nothing to be ashamed of, and everybody discovers new things about themselves now and then. It's keeping the idea in your head that you definitely can't be bi, and this only happens to other people, that's going to make this a real crisis.

So no, I won't have the decency to pretend you're talking about somebody else.

[odasaku]

If your friend is bisexual and they like this person, then they’ll... probably be sexually attracted towards them. If they’re the latter, then they probably think “oh this man is attractive” but they wouldn’t want to sleep with them.

[sotenbori]

so what did this guy look like

[ since everyone already hit the u can be bi my guy point ]

[ladytakamaki]

I feel like everyone answered the question for you.
Are you okay Lance...

[parodeity]

ok then probably youre bisexual

[deathboss]

Congrats on being bisexual bro. I promise it won't hurt your street cred.

Sometimes booty so fine it don't matter whose backside it belongs to 👌👌👌

[sunnymerc]

because you got an unexpected boner?

[floret]

Wow...
It sounds like he has the soul of a poet!

[insantafe]

Is there something wrong with liking both girls and guys?

[promisedyou]

I doubt anybody believes that.

As for my answer, yes, I do.

[yakan]

youre just bi
its great it means the whole world is available if they want to be

*your friend

[refate]

[ He can see the road rash from that drag, goddamn. ]

you're a saint that we don't deserve, nazuna.

[refate]

yeah, literally walk into any college party and - bam, look at that.
there's a high chance you're in a bi party because we are *everywhere*.

[swags]

well any place with gorgeous ladies and uh
i guess gorgeous dudes
is a-okay w/ me
now the important part:

do u know of any parties going on this weekend

[swags]

yuuuuupppppppp
i got like my whole family living with me back home lol
its pretty crazy but
i hella miss them rn u kno??

ughhghhghghghhghhghghg
idk
idk if itll go that well for me

[swags]

omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg thats way 2 deep
idk what to do about
maybe bein
bi
idk
doesnt feel like me
idk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[swags]

well then angel
look no further
for i am the PINNACLE of culture and man

[swags]

anyone would be looking at this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i saw pix!!!
who knew a man could be so hot!!!!