[insert whiny sounds here] BACKDATED TO MARCH 5TH

[loudmouths]

so like

i've never really sustained any sort of major medical issue before... like the average little kid stuff when i was growing up and i used to get into some scraps in highschool, but never anything like this

what i'm saying is that i can't stand being in bed like this. i'm not really supposed to move much and the only reason they let me go home is because i complained enough

(i also may have used yosuke as a scapegoat, sorry bro)

what are you supposed to do??? just lay here? i can't stand it. i need to MOVE

so yeah. basically this is an open casting call for anyone to play the role of my entertainment/bedside nurse/understanding and compassionate friend for the foreseeable future because who knows if i'm gonna survive this

i might die

you never know

compensation is the following: one (1) completion of a Good Deed and thereby increasing your chances of sustaining favorable karma in this life and the next, the satisfaction of making a handsome guy smile, possibly some form of repayment or debt owed for the trouble, and my everlasting gratitude.

if this sounds at all interesting, please don't hesitate to let me know

i'm so bored

save a life today

Comments

[liberal_arts]

Would you like to do a poetry trade?

[thebeastwithout]

what kind of injury is this
if you've got like
finger movement

just play video games man

i'd love to have an excuse to lie in bed and play games all day

oh uh sorry you got hurt, though

[sunnyspot]

You don't mind a visitor, do you? I have some stuff to bring you.

[usurpers]

how bad is it still

[toobigtohandle]

They don't let you have a TV?

[doitrockapella]

Speaking as someone who was likewise once confined to bedrest against all of my strenuous objections...

I'm thinking of a tangible thing that exists in the world. You've got twenty yes or no questions to work out what it is.

[loudmouths]

poetry?

i don't write poetry

[loudmouths]

i don't think i could bring myself to play anything right now...

it's fine when you're bored on a regular day but sometimes it's too much of a good thing...

[loudmouths]

if i minded visitors i wouldn't have posted an open casting call, kouhei

[loudmouths]

i mean

i'm not really bleeding much

mostly

it's really sore and tender and it's a pain in the ass being wrapped up like a mummy

otherwise, it's fine

[loudmouths]

of course i have a TV

but i'm a social creature

i need human interaction

[loudmouths]

oh a game huh

um i guess i can try

is it something you can pick up and hold easily

he's helping

[youraffection]

do u wanna play words w friends

[lastcomfort]

Please don't die, Keigo! We have so much to talk about...

thanks yoosk

[loudmouths]

i mean

sure

but that doesn't solve my existential pain of being utterly alone

now you've done it

[loudmouths]

i feel like i don't have much time.................

any minute now, i could expire............................

remember me well...............................................

[thebeastwithout]

i don't get it
it's not like you've got anything else to do now right...
you'd rather just be bored??

[youraffection]

yea well maybe u wouldnt be utterly alone if u didnt use ur fav cos as an excuse 2 ditch the doc
and he couldve picked u up like he was supposed 2

[loudmouths]

what i'm saying is that when you oversaturate yourself with something that normally is fun and stuff it becomes boring

it's dull staring at my tv playing games when i could have someone over to interact with

[thebeastwithout]

what if you have someone over to play two player games with

[loudmouths]

THE HOSPITAL FREAKS ME OUT OKAY

[loudmouths]

well

i mean that'd probably be fine...

[thebeastwithout]

[gar
has a bit of a one track mind]

see
there
problem solved
do you have super smash brethren

[loudmouths]

[ bless him. ]

yeah

and a bunch of other stuff, too

[ he's not want for much in this life... ]

THE DRAMAAAAA

[lastcomfort]

I will tell your story!





Keigo, I don't know your story!!