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[redarm]

holy fuck did they change the bus routes?
ive been on this bus for 3 hours and were nowhere near school!!
so i guess im gonna be late for all my classes. shit.
fuck you transit system

[AND THEN, TWO MINUTES LATER, AN ADDITION]

yeah ok so were driving up into some mountains now so
theres a chance i got on the wrong bus.

[And this is why he should never ever leave Timcanpy at home.

If there's anyone else riding the bus to Magatus this fine weekday morning? There's a hot topicy teenage boy with a backpack looking very much like he hadn't packed for a weekend in the mountains WHOOPS.]

Comments

[redarm]

ugh fine okay
lesson learned!
i was on autopilot ok.

[invocate]

i want to say i cannot believe this happened to you

but at the same time, i can

good luck!

[redarm]

oy!!
whats THAT supposed to mean??

[tarotcards]

That could have been a picture that you took some other time you got lost.

Take a selfie with your right finger in left ear with that background.

[redarm]

[ANOTHER PICTURE.

It's a selfie in the same background. But except of Noah doing that with his finger, he's giving a middle finger near his left ear.]

[invocate]

you told me yourself when we met that you have a bad sense of direction

[she isn't saying anything he hasn't already said]

[tarotcards]

Well, that's not very nice at all

[redarm]

did i? [His memory is as poor as Allen's apparently]
shit i probably did
why would i say that?

[redarm]

id care but im a little busy freezing my arse off and hoping no monsters find me.

[tarotcards]

When is the next bus?

[redarm]

dantes coming to pick me up
should be here in 2-3 hours

[tarotcards]

That's a long wait.

Are you going to be okay? It's pretty cold out.

[invocate]

i think i asked you to show me around

and you said we would get lost

[darkinferno]

[Noah............. Noah pls............]

open a maps app, it doesn't matter which one. maps, waze, google maps, i don't care

let it figure out where you are and screencap that and send it to me

either that or go to my contact card in your phone and hit "share my location" so i can find you easier

[redarm]

......yeah ok that sounds like me.

[redarm]

no idea. well see.
if i die, timcanpy gets my stuff.

[redarm]

[Well that second option sounds easier, so Noah will do just that. ]

ok. shared my location.

[darkinferno]

got it, i'll be there soon

[redarm]

alright.

[A PAUSE]

thanks.

[robitussin]

and it took you three hours to be like

"hey wait where am i"

[keystaff]

Are you sure it is the right bus?

That -- um. Do you want me to come get you? If I bring Tim, we won't get lost, right?

[Fly may or may not be quicker, depending. She doesn't need to deal with traffic at least. But she also needs to be mindful of his extra weight on the way back and all at least.]

[geckoman]

Need a ride?

[No judgments. No questions. Just the offer. Hey, he's got a car, you know.]

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[darkinferno]

[It's going to take Dante a little bit of time to figure out where he's even going at first--he certainly hadn't taken any trips into the mountains before all this started--but give him a couple hours and Noah will be able to see the black car as it cruises into sight, a familiar face behind the wheel. Dante can't help but shake his head as he catches sight of the boy near the side of the road. Noah, your lack of directional skills is incredible, honestly...

Oh well. Lucky he'd been able to skive off classes and come rescue him. Dante pulls up on the side of the road, hazards flashing, and rolls down the passenger window.]

Hey. Ready to head back?

[invocate]

are you going to be okay though? is there any way you could catch other bus back to the city?

[tarotcards]

Noah, nooooo, you have so much to live for. Don't walk into the light!