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[yakan]

Kiyoshi Nanashima 3/27 near Crimson Crest

for some reason my ears didnt only turn long and pointy when i put this ticket in the machine they also turned furry at least some people turn into animal type kind of people that make sense like cat people but what sort of furrie elf am I suddenly starting to turn into???

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[ascatic]

Could the answer simply be 'a furry elf'?

However I do sympathize, as recently my ears have done something similar.

[yakan]

i have never heard of furry elves

like sprouted hair and stuff??

[ascatic]

Perhaps they exist! It would be quite the fairy tale, would you not agree?

Yes. In fact, you already have stated my potential future as a cat person. Or cat-man, I suppose.

[yakan]

mmmmaybe ill grow furry wings too

so do you have fluffy ears on your head??

[ascatic]

They are not so much fluffy as they are furry. Soft, pliable, and a little thin.

No tail, though I believe that is a part of my former life. It must be a matter of time...

[lastcomfort]

You're turning into an animal? OMG!

Maybe you're a fennec fox!

[yakan]

maybe but
i dont think these ears look anything like fox ears

[yakan]

so theyre the kind that would be nice to touch and are cute

you really think youll even get a tail?????

[ascatic]

I. Yes, I suppose they are rather touchable and are appealing to people who love cats. Your ears sound similar to mine.

It is a distinct possibility. I fear that it may require a partial wardrobe adjustment, but if other cat people could live with it, so could I.

[infreefall]

ohhh, i bet they’re cute though!
do you have a picture??

[lastcomfort]

Hmm...maybe a bat?

[yakan]

a bat??? i guess ill know that if i start to like hanging upside down

[yakan]

i wonder about that
you know its sort of weird for a man my age to take random pictures of his ears right???

[yakan]

who doesnt love cats??

[ even the most annoying person in the world (alexander cumore) loves cats; kiyoshi is so frustrated that such a shitty person has such a great old lady ]

it does sound very appealing though
tails sounds like a hassle but also adorable

[ascatic]

Soulless and cruel people, or perhaps those ignorant and have not felt the love a cat can exude.

[ AKA jerks ]

Well. If I do get one, I will let you know how it works out.

Still... your furry ears. I am curious.

[lastcomfort]

Being a bat might be a lot of fun!

[yakan]

it could be!! if i turn into a bat i hope i get wings so i can fly

[yakan]

that last bit is almost a little sad
almost

ooh that would be cool

theyre uncute if thats what youre wondering

[ascatic]

I bet they are very cute.

If I were to see you again, would I be able to touch them?

You could touch mine as payment.

[yakan]

nah not really

sure i dont mind
since you asked

so like a trade!! i like that idea!!

[ascatic]

To be honest, asking is what I request from others nowadays. Apparently, it is very tempting to want to touch things that are fluffy and not ask first.

It is annoying. Aggravating. Many things.

Yes, a trade. And I promise to be careful... I would know what a rough ear pull feels like more than anyone.

[lastcomfort]

Yes! That would be the best part!

[yakan]

right??? if a bat doesnt have flyable wings thats just sad

[yakan]

is it human nature or something
like wanting to press the red button is

yeah
its great to be on the same page

[ascatic]

One day, if someone does touch 'the red button',
I will smack their hand.
I am not above defending myself, even from innocuous touches.

And it is.
I... it feels oddly lonely.
Though we may not share the same distinct qualities,
at least we have something in general.