gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

whyyyy did you say fruity rumpus asshole factory
also what???
thats really strange, dave
how can the hallucinomemories ship anything

[puffing]

I don't even know what to say.
Tell your mom I'm not coming home tonight.
You guys sort this shit out on your own.

[ maybe sort of kind of buttmad that Liz has a huge fucking mark on her back and hasn't told him until today. but Jade probably doesn't know that either. she'll probably just assume Bigby is fed up with surprises after the car accident. or just joking. who even knows with him at this point. he's probably gone insane. ]

butts in on ur butting in

[twelfthspark]

Leanne? omg

[voideity]

think about that sentence
i mean maybe ur right but omg

[voideity]

yep that is his middle name and i did not just make it up

[ she just made it up. does dave strider even have a middle name. who can say. ]

[voideity]

jade i got bad news
plants are alive

ok but besides that
plants dont usually
have faces

[twelfthspark]

What kind of sick sad parents does he have? lol

[it doesn't matter if it's bullshit, and she kind of suspects it is because Davenport?, it's his nickname now. This is his life.]

[voideity]

excuse u dont be dissin my momma

[ she was amused but listen don't knock the strider parents even if they did not name their child davenport leanne and roxy is just a shit of a big sister. ]

[strongestheart]

I

I would have been afraid to taste it...!

[estrays]

Jade.. sweetie.. I have a lot of questions.
First, can they talk?

[rhapsodeity]

hi, dolly!
no they cannot

[rhapsodeity]

i wasnt excited to do so.....
well... it felt necessary to see if they were fruit or not

[rhapsodeity]

thats semantics and you know it, silly! :p
by all accounts plants are not alive in the sense you, myself and animals are

and that, yes
maybe it is different for me because i have seen them and held them
hm

[rhapsodeity]

um
dad.... :(
are you mad at us?

[ DID JADE DO SOMETHING WRONG??? she's so baffled by this, wtf ]

[rhapsodeity]

really????
have you also gotten a package in the mail from retrospec?
it sounds like there are a lot of us

[rhapsodeity]

yes it is!!!!!!
opening the box was a real surprise!

[constellates]

[oh my god

jade, that's.... that's a lot to take for anya's language barrier. she ends up pulling up google translate in a separate tab to try to understand all of this?]

um.

no i do not think so?

[rhapsodeity]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think they sent me these because they are mine
but i dont know how they had them!
and i dont know why they are mine either!

lol
well i guess if you want to say so then maybe i am! :)

[rhapsodeity]

i will look up everything you need :D
it will be like a project, we will see if we can bring out more of these suckers!
theyre kind of funny when you get over how freaky they are :)

[rhapsodeity]

a pet rock hahahah!!!
like a chia pet????

i know right!!!!!!!
im so excited to think about what they do, how else they might differ from other fruit
i really wanna cut into them and figure out how they work and everything
its pretty interesting!

[rhapsodeity]

of course, rachel!!!!!!
i will be on top of my health, dont worry <3
i appreciate it of course!
but i know what i am doing

ummm yes i did!
did you get a box too?

[hjack69]

always glad to help advance science blah blah
im just glad they dont talk tbh
i mean theyre kinda fun but if they made noises thatd be way the fuck too much for me to handle this month

also this is a way better background song js

[ link. ]

they even kinda move in sync w the beat!!

this got stacked with a tag i had done earlier and i missed it, im sorry :C

[rhapsodeity]

it wasnt eating!!!!!!!!!!
tasting!
it was tasting!!!!!!!
argh!

i dont know how to do any of that so no i am not pulling any legs
i have no reason to do that either it would be a waste of my time and your time
i am seriously holding dancing and smiling fruit :(

[catsudon]

wait so the lemon and apple came half gouged out already
and instead of test either of them
you went for the ORANGE first

[rhapsodeity]

well duh, yuri!!!!!!!!!!
orange is my favorite fruit :D
mandarin oranges are delicious!