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[recollecters]

You know, I think some April Fool's pranks are okay! Like the silly ones they do on websites or the really good natured kind. But I am LESS okay with someone changing the ENTIRE layout of our entire building and giving us treasure maps to go around it which for the record my brother-in-law did and it's a pain!! There's some weird effects coming in from outside this planet at the moment, although they'll mostly miss the city itself. There'll be a localized temporal storm, but it shouldn't be more than a mild irritation. It looks like it's just going to yank some things around and send them on through. I think Maurice is going to call out sick that day, or if I were him I definitely would. Hey, I kind of want a four-leaf clover. I know that's more last month than this month, but still. If you find one, pass it along. Also, I want to do a cutesy April Fools thing, so don't get too mad! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated For the remainder of the day all users will have their userpic replaced with a picture of them dressed as their favorite animal. It's pretty harmless as far as pranks go, and it will change back either at midnight or after trying to change the picture twice, prompting an "Are you sure?" message but no further ill effects. Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 5 or more consecutive comments from you with someone new. We define someone new as someone new to the game, or simply someone your character has never tagged before. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

no way man
i'm 100% anti-retrospec all the way
down with the man and whatever no taxation without resuscitation

[hauhra]

Resuscitation probably isn't the word you're looking for.

Either way, however, joining Retrospec is how you can take down the man. Or haven't you heard of destroying an institution from within?

[thebeastwithout]

uhhh

that's too complicated

i don't do complicated plans i just like the plan where i get to save the day by taking down retrospec in a huge battle of glory

something like that

[hauhra]

I guess it's pretty hard to be stealthy when your power is turning into animals. Something like invisibility would probably be more useful to make that kind of plan work, wouldn't it?

[thebeastwithout]

hey i can be stealthy if i want

[gar is the least stealthy person on the planet]

i just don't want

anyway
do you actually have a real plan going

[hauhra]

At the moment, no. However, that might change if they give me back the powers that one of my other selves had when he was a god... at least then I would have a fighting chance.

And not the spy type, hm? Fair enough. It takes a... certain personality to fill that role.

[thebeastwithout]

what power
is it the power to break up evil organizations named retrospec
kind of a specific power but
would be super useful right now

[hauhra]

To be honest, I don't actually know.. I've never seen what the god can do in a memory. However... if they're the powers of a god, and one that was so powerful that he had to be sealed away... then they're probably pretty powerful.

Or at least, that's how all the legends go, isn't it?

[thebeastwithout]

what if you were the god of toilet paper sticking to your shoe when you get out of the bathroom and they sealed you away because it was getting kind of annoying

[hauhra]

Hmph. Is that supposed to be an insult?

Because if so, you're going to be pretty disappointed when I tell you that that couldn't possibly be the case... at least, not if what Zorc looked like is anything to go by.

[thebeastwithout]

nah dude i'm just dunking on ya

what are you the god of then

1/2

[hauhra]

Hmph. And here I was going to suggest that you were speaking for yourself.

As for what I was the god of, however...

[hauhra]

Darkness. Evil. That sort of thing.

[thebeastwithout]

wow ok mr. dark and edgy

if you don't wanna tell me, whatevs

in my past life i was the god of sleeping in until noon

[hauhra]

And exactly why is that so hard to believe?

It's certainly not any more implausible than my being a god.

[thebeastwithout]

you can't be a god of evil

that's not a real thing

you gotta be a god of like, something that's actually, you know, like, physical

[hauhra]

But I can, and I am... sorry, but I don't make the rules.

If I did, though... then I'd also like to be a god of the underworld. That's always seemed like a pretty cool role.

[thebeastwithout]

why don't you wanna be god of anything happy
how about ice cream

[hauhra]

Because it doesn't suit me... the god of something happy should go to the kind of person that people are expecting, don't you think?

However, if you truly think that no one would bat an eyelash if the god of ice cream turned out to be a goth teenager, then that is an acceptable exception. Well?

[thebeastwithout]

((on hiatus, will tag when I can!))

i dunno
there's something to be said for the unexpected
maybe it's like, ironic humor or something
irony is in right now

also are you goth

[hauhra]

In that case, then perhaps you should be the god of darkness instead.

And yeah, I am... what other teenager did you think I was talking about?

[thebeastwithout]

hey
i'm way dark dude
i've got like
hidden depths of angst and stuff

i'm a teenager it's a requirement

[hauhra]

Is that so?

Prove it to me, then. Share your hidden depths of angst with the class.

[ is he actually highlandering the right to be the god of darkness?

probably.

i'm sorry he's like this. ]

[thebeastwithout]

once when i was seven i told my mom that i was running away and when she asked me what i was gonna do i think i said 'probably die' and she rolled her eyes and handed me a sandwich so i wouldn't get too hungry

[hauhra]

And just how long did you last out there?