what the fuuuuuck; text + image

[unreasons]

what the fuck

i woke up this morning and my eyes are PINK!

[ Astin has taken the best selfie they can manage with a close-up view of their eyes. The irises are now a very pretty shade of pink! ]

i'm freaking out a bit

Comments

[unreasons]

I'm just a natural cute person.

Don't tell anyone but I also have to work at it pretty hard.

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, wouldn't want that getting out to a public network or anything. Your secret's safe with me and literally everyone else reading this post.

[unreasons]

i knew i could count on you, anna~ ♥ ♥ ♥

[hauntedsavior]

Ugh, don't get pink on me. I look terrible in pink.

[unreasons]

yeah but I look good in pink!!!

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, but I'm the one on the receiving end of the pink glitter cannon that is holding a text conversation with you. And I have never looked good in a color that isn't black in my life.

[unreasons]

i bet if we tried we could make you look good~~~~

[hauntedsavior]

Nope. No. We are not doing Queer Eye for the Queer Girl. Not happening.

[unreasons]

oh come onnnn. it'll be fun. we can at least get u some cute butch-y flannels and a snapback or something.

[hauntedsavior]

Oh yeah let me bogart some of that righteous Natty Ice, brah, there's this bitch I wanna take to poundtown.

Christ on his fucking cross, dude. Snapbacks? Are you for real?

[unreasons]

snapbacks are a gay girl accessory i'm just saying

okay no snapbacks but we can definitely make u look cute af

[hauntedsavior]

For who? Every gay girl, femme AND butch, in this damn city is taken and they'd have to deal with someone who's probably going to turn into god knows what on top of it.

[unreasons]

for yourself! i look cute entirely bc i want to

anyway i think ur cute.

[hauntedsavior]

You think everyone is cute, Astin.

[unreasons]

you got me there.

but i think ur like, a special kind of cute. (*>ω<*)

[hauntedsavior]

What the entire hell is that supposed to mean.

[unreasons]

i think ur really cool and fit and stuff, that's all! sheesh.

forget i said anything. sorry.