what the fuuuuuck; text + image

[unreasons]

what the fuck

i woke up this morning and my eyes are PINK!

[ Astin has taken the best selfie they can manage with a close-up view of their eyes. The irises are now a very pretty shade of pink! ]

i'm freaking out a bit

Comments

[nachetanya]

I think you're winning on me 🤔 Cape and pink vs rabbit-armor and red

Though my armor does have that boob window

[unreasons]

i think i could rock a boob window ngl

[nachetanya]

Probably!

But you're removing all my anime advantages here Astin!

[unreasons]

bc i am the most anime

the queen of anime even

[nachetanya]

And so I, a poor anime peasant, fall further

[unreasons]

it's okay~! Your queen still loves you~! ♥♥♥

[nachetanya]

How much! ?? !

[unreasons]

a lot!! my favorite peasant, even!

[nachetanya]

Ooohhhh~!

I love you too, my dear anime Queen.

[unreasons]

yes, yes. i love you too, my anime subjects.

[sunnymerc]

sounds like the two of you are in need of an impartial judge

[she was summoned by ‘boob window’, that’s all.]

[nachetanya]

That's a very forward suggestion! Can you really fairly judge the boob window of a family member?

[unreasons]

i was gonna ask if that's really okay

plus i'm flat (for justice) so it's not really fair

[nachetanya]

Didn't you just say that you could rock it (for justice)?

[unreasons]

well yeah but if it's a tit contest no way am i winning

[nachetanya]

Doesn't your sister's inherent bias towards you give you an edge to compensate?

[unreasons]

I dunno, she also has a thing for girls. you've met her right?

[nachetanya]

Not that much in person yet. Does my rack give me an advantage?

[unreasons]

it just might

[sunnymerc]

you may be right!
i couldnt possibly let someone beat my little astin

guess theres no choice but to give you your own standalone ranking

[nachetanya]

Oh wow, Astin! That's a real guardian angel who is checking out your chest despite being your sister...?

People say I'm weird!

[sunnymerc]

oh. harsh!

but i wont be distracted
every bit of astin is as adorable as can be
being a big sister means i know what im talking about

[nachetanya]

You deflected that expertly! I don't know if I'm depressed or really alarmed or both!

I agree about Astin though ♥ !!

But if you're rating me on a different scale...

[sunnymerc]

im going to ignore your teasing and move to the rating!

i cant give you a proper rating without a thorough inspection
it wouldnt be fair to you otherwise

[nachetanya]

[ ... Haha well then. ]

You're not going to tell me you need to be hands on, are you?