voice ✼ recolle youth radio!

[pronounces]

[ good evening, recolle! more often than not, there are radio broadcasts played in the city, like any regular old radio station, but this one is a little unique. there's a jingle, and then a cheery voice comes over the speaker first-- ]

Good ~ evening, Recolle! ♫ This is everyone’s niichan, Nazuna Nito, your evening emcee, coming to you live with a special Retrospec edition of Niichan’s Advice Corner! [ nazuna hits a soundboard button to play a cheerful ring of bells. ] In honor of our special Retrospec episode, today, I’m joined by a very special guest!

[ in the studio, he tilts his head towards makoto! go for it, makochin! ]

[Makoto messes with the end of his t-shirt while he calms his nerves. When Nazuna gestures towards him, he clears his throat and leans towards the mic. Okay, he can do this! He can do this!] Hello everyone! My name is Makoto Yuuki! I’m going to be joining Niichan in his advice corner today! [He looks over at the soundboard when he presses the button to play a messenger jingle.]

Makochin is new to the program, and studying broadcasting at Recolle U. I picked him to help me for a reason, and I’m sure he’ll impress you!~ [ nazuna sounds like he has the utmost confidence in makoto, too! ] Why don’t you tell them what we’re going to be doing today, Makochin?

[Makoto is a little embarrassed about it being announced on the air. It’s fine. He’s going to do his best!] Today we’re going to be taking questions and giving answers on topics you guys give us! Don’t hesitate to call and let us know what’s on your mind!

Th~at’s right. [ nazuna leans back into the mic to speak again: ] For those of you that have never listened, it’s my job as everyone’s favorite niichan to give you all the best, big brotherly advice you might have never had! Between the two of us, we’ll help all of your woes to the best of our abilities--school, love life, friends, work, anything!-- and put a smile on your face! ♫ If you’d rather respond through text, you can send me or Makochin a private message, and we’ll give you a fake name when we read your questions out loud. No matter how difficult--I love a challenge.

No question is too big or too small, we’ll answer them all! Don’t worry your name is safe with us~

And ~ we’ll take your calls startingggg… now! ♫ [ click! this is an advice style radio show. feel free to specify who you'd like to answer your question (nazuna or makoto/amodelidol, or leave it blank for a random one. ]

Comments

[espansivo]

Ring ring~. Hello~. Niichan and Makochin, I have a b~ig problem~. My baby brother is just too cute! It's criminal! It's distracting! It's totally ruining my style! He's so adorable, cherubs would cry at the sight! Every artist in the world would clamor to depict it and fall short! Ahhh, it's like I'm blessed, being able to see that sight every day..♪

Anyway, what's your advice on dressing up animals? I found some cute clothes and the cats I know are being so~rta difficult.

[yes he just wanted to talk about how cute tsukasa was "on air".]

[unreasons]

Hiiii! I have a question for a niichan to answer! Do you think one of you can help me?

[ohrlyeh]

I have a question...

[THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.]

If I step on a cat's paw on accident....does it know that I didn't mean to hurt it? Like, I apologize and all, but does it know??

[livingimpaired]

My, my. I didn't think that you ran this sort of show, Nazuna Nito. [ Kei sounds amused if not oddly tired. He chuckles to himself before asking in all seriousness. ]

All right, shall I think of an interesting question for you? Very well. I will think of one to support this endeavor. [ There is an obvious smile in his words. ] How do you know if you have feelings for someone, and what should you do about it?

[floret]

Hi, Niichan, Makochin!
Long-time listener, first-time caller.
I was wondering if either of you had any advice for those times late at night when you can't fall asleep, or you can't get back to sleep. And you're feeling really lonely and sad, but also like the fact that you're sad means you're being extremely ungrateful for all the good things you do have. And you're also lowkey... not RESENTFUL, but kind of envious of some of the other people in your life? Even though you know the fact that you wish you had what they do doesn't mean they're wrong NOT to want it, or to not have particularly strong feelings one way or the other about it. Plus, you know it's not like your life is so much worse than theirs to begin with, or probably any worse at all. And actually, not just theirs, but anyone's, really. And the problem (if you did have a real problem, which honestly, you don't) maybe halfway comes down to the fact that you're unable to ask anyone to care about you, partially out of cowardice (because they might decide they'd rather not, or also because they might just pity you) and maybe the rest because of a martyr complex, and halfway to the fact that you just don't have that special unknowable quality that would make others WANT to care. Like, either because you were born without it, or because for whatever reason you didn't learn it when you were supposed to. And then from there you start wondering whether you'll ever truly be loved by anyone, but maybe more importantly, whether you'd even deserve it.

Anyway, what I usually do when that happens is get a little high and watch an episode of Our Planet vol. 2. But I'm almost finished with the series, so my question is, what are some other good documentaries that are on Netflix right now?

—I Can't Relax When the Narrator Is American

[elevelvetor]

[ Oh, it's that radio show she listens to every so often... How cute, he has a helper.

Well, maybe she'll dial in just this once. ]

Good evening to the both of you... and to any who are listening. [ heehee. ] I come bearing several very important questions, and I hope you can give me your input... either of you will be fine.

[ ahem. A little very important throat-clearing. ]

One: Would vampires who drink animal blood, instead of human, be considered vegetarians, and how feasible of a substitute do you suppose this would be?

Two: Are horses or chocobos better? Please choose carefully.

And three: What are your favorite late night activities? A friend of mine has trouble sleeping, and I'm certain they would appreciate the distraction.

makoto ♪

[espansivo]

[son of a

like he's not calling back. fuck u nazuna you don't call him shady and get away with it.]

Hello~! Makochin, Makochin, there's someone in my life that's su~per rude and hangs up on me, what should I do~?