demotivational poster

[informantic]

Heigo Miyake 4/17 near Apprassage

Impromptu poll: Which do you actually regret most? a) The things you've done b) The things you haven't done c) Literally everything because your unparalleled ability to fuck things up renders the choices you make in regards to your actions moot Relatedly, I hate inspirational quotes.

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[thesettingsun]

C. Definitely C.

[informantic]

It's probably cruel and selfish that I hope most people answer C, but I can live with that.

[odasaku]

What happened now?

[thesettingsun]

It's a human trait to want to not be the only person who screws things up. Or whatever we happen to be right now.

[informantic]

Nothing serious. Not even anything new. I always end up in this mood after I see that obnoxious quote.

[informantic]

See, misery loving company is a cliched quote I can relate to.

[thesettingsun]

Nothing gets to be a cliche if it doesn't have a grain of truth to it.

[odasaku]

Oh, that one.

Just have a drink. I know that used to help you.

[crudest]

whoa
depressing

[informantic]

And yet I still regret everything I've done, not done, thought about doing, decided not to do...

Maybe there aren't words powerful enough to contain fuck-ups of our caliber in a cliche.

[vitis]

huh
none of the above

[ okay even john knows that's a big fat fuckin' lie. ]

what's wrong with inspirational quotes

[informantic]

I don't need soothing or placating, Odasaku. This is me making an effort to be social on the social network I had forced into my life against my will.

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And I may be in a bad mood tonight, but not bad enough to need placating.

[informantic]

There's a reason I didn't leave space for a write-in answer.

[informantic]

Congratulations on your achievement.

[beneathmoonlight]

Probably B.

There’s a lot of things I’ve never gotten to do.

[vitis]

thanks a bunch!

so is that what spawned all of this
a misspelled tattoo

[informantic]

No, this was spawned by a combination of my life to date and

Wait I'll find it again

[thesettingsun]

This is not exactly the way I wanted to be exceptional, but here we are.

[informantic]

[Damnit, Atsushi, don't make him feel bad by answering honestly...]

That answer makes you a good person with a lot to look forward to, as far as I can tell.

[ohrlyeh]

i'd be lying if i didn't choose C

[informantic]

There's something else that should go on a motivational poster.

"Without the exceptional failures, there would be no yardstick with which to measure success!"

i cry

[vitis]

aww that's one of those ones that mean well
:)))

well, i know you're tired of the positivity and i can't judge much on where you feel you went wrong in your life
you always seemed pretty impressive to me?

[thesettingsun]

That's right. You and I fulfill an important role in society.

Yaaaaay.

[odasaku]

That's an understatement.

I'll join you. God knows I need a drink.

[sharplydressed]

do i need to come deliver you a pot of coffee
we have two new ones brewing rn
fresh scones too