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[thesettingsun]

hey so quick question
how do I explain why I bleed ink to my boyfriend

-yes he's already seen it
-I was cutting up vegetables and scratched a finger
-it'd be great if someone could give advice relatively soon because I don't know how long 'I need to lie down and then I'll talk to you about it' will work, he's still panicking he's just not demanding an answer right this second

thanks for the help

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[explodosafe]

Yeah, but they don't do it with the same parts they also reproduce with.

[thesettingsun]

Birds shit with the same parts they reproduce with, that's worse.

[explodosafe]

I was going to say something contributing, but now I'm distracted thinking about my childhood cartoon heroes.

I don't think I'll be ever be able to think about Birdman the same o_O

[thesettingsun]

You don't want to think about your childhood cartoon heroes going to the bathroom or having sex. Both is even worse.

[explodosafe]

Next you're going to start talking about what my parents do in their bedroom and then I'll have to abandon you!

[thesettingsun]

I'm not going to gross myself out in the process, thanks.

[explodosafe]

Yeah, same here. This conversation got pretty wild.

[thesettingsun]

How about we stop talking and pretend this conversation never happened?

[explodosafe]

Right. What conversation?