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[redarm]

just gonna say it here so i dont have to respond to every person talking about having their physical changes being noticed. people've never NOT noticed my arm and facial scar, so ive found if someones bugging me about them, these tend to work:

1. tell them its none of their fucking business.
2. stare at them in the eye with a neutral facial expression until they get uncomfortable and leave.
3. wear concealing clothes if you dont wanna bother with the first 2.

i guess you can also try to explain, but i promise thatll get old very fast.

anyway, planning to check the roads outside the city after school and see if they need painting.
anyone got tips on fighting potentially invisible monsters?
or how to paint very fast.

Comments

[maskreant]

it's nice to meet you, Noah.

[redarm]

uh-

nice to meet you too??

[FEELS THROWN OFF BY THE BIT BEING DERAILED]

[maskreant]

we blast off at the speed of light!

[ HE'S BACK ]

[deathboss]

What the hℰll

[maskreant]

[ he actually has no idea how to respond, so... ]

[deathboss]

[Is this where this is going...]

[maskreant]

i thought it was the theme song for this one cartoon.

[ Granted, he's thinking of a different thing than Noah. ]

[deathboss]

I've never seen the cartoon so I will take your word for it.

Is the kitten also part of that show?

[maskreant]

no.

i am the kitten.

[deathboss]

So you're a talking kitten?

You've got to be kittenwithme.

[HE HAD TO.]

[maskreant]

i am a typing kitten.

there's a difference.