2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn

[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

Back this project

About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[notyourutopian]

Why don't any of the tiers let us spend time with Dave?

[twostringsonebow]

I almost hope someone has for me.
I'd like to know the kinds of things they attached to my face.
Interests, type of person they're into, that sort of thing.

But I would also sue them for defamation of character and misuse of copyright material, so they'd better hope I don't find out as well.

[stressweets]

[ pfft ]

I don't remember any details, just that it's why Goro and I go out for sushi once a week.

But have they really?
They haven't threatened you or anything?
Well, I guess everyone's nice until you get on their bad side...
Sena-senpai aside.

private;

[akatatai]

It's not exactly the same, but I think we can relate in a lot of ways

[Mainly in regards to Hinata losing access to Retrospec, though he doesn't say so outright.]

But yeah, if you ever need to talk to someone, I'm only a text away

private

[sketchythief]

[ how does he delete someone else's comment

he'll just put this gif here before sending a direct text ]

can we talk about that somewhere else

[maskreant]

i said i would form a protection squad or something

[maskreant]

i know i should be worried, but i'm honored to evoke such powerful emotions in you.

[maskreant]

because i didn't ask him to clear his schedule just to spend time with backers.

negligence on my part.

[maskreant]

must be nice having a sugar daddy.

yeah. though sometimes good people are just in bad situations where they see no way out. then there's just bad people.

[maskreant]

at this point, there's no one that has fessed up to being an alien yet. however, people come from different worlds than earth based on memories. that would make them aliens, technically.

i know of her, but i haven't met her or any apparition of her. i can summon Satanael and i know Minato can summon Shiva.

[twostringsonebow]

You're always the only one to do so, Akira.
I can only hope I do the same in some way, entwined hatred and love aside. ♥

[notyourutopian]

You missed out on a very lucrative option, I think.
Everyone wants to spend time with the Dave Strider.

[maskreant]

[ Goro evokes a lot and Akira can't say he is comfortable with that. ]

of course you do, Go-chan.

[youraffection]

what does he need saving from? is he broke

[youraffection]

if thats the case y didn u just say "donate 2 xyz"

[maskreant]

i don't know how we got here.

[fiddlestick]

It's okay.
I think he's just always thinks about food.
He keeps calling me Churros.

[maskreant]

Churros are good.

Gatito isn't a food, though. i guess i'm... either little cat or uncle cat.

private

[maskreant]

this is somewhere else.

[maskreant]

i wasn't going to mislead anyone into thinking it's all true.

but the list wanted a kickstarter, so here it is.

[maskreant]

might as well. everyone who has pitched in have been generous, too. i think if i was bitter and jaded, this would restore my faith in humanity.

from Elizabeth?

[maskreant]

that's too easy?

Permprivate

[sketchythief]

akira...

but why are you asking? its not like he will ever come here

[maskreant]

that's true, but at the same time i wouldn't want to take him away from his significant other and best friend for too long.

unfortunately, everyone will have to accept the remnants of the Dave.

[sketchythief]

yeah... i kinda feel bad that i cant donate more but i understand that some people can pay more than others

sometimes i see stuff go around on the app...