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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
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30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[sketchythief]

thanks akira...

uh... well...

youre really easy to see around the app?

[1620]

that’s gatito’s legend, i can’t steal the spotlight from him
feel me?

[1620]

ok, so
if you got some spare change hanging around
we’re takin donations
cuz dave’s the man and he’s gonna donate the mula right back to charity how dope is that

[1620]

nah but
he could use some saving against broke charities

[sketchythief]

i kinda remember you saying that you were a fan of them. phantom thieves, i mean

but i guess thats not the important part... i just dont really like talking about him because its uh




complicated? i think...? but im not the only one that has to live with something they dont like that they remembered because of retrospec, so i try not to talk about it

[ Daisuke is kinda glad that this is over text now. If it was in person, there would be no way to escape and there's a difference between saying things out loud and typing them on the screen. So he feels like he can distance himself enough to talk about it fairly... casually...

or so he hopes. ]

[windeity]

and gatito is who again??

[fabrefactions]

[ "yusky" ... ]

...

[ translating Gamzee to Comprehensible. ]

So, a charity drive and Dave is the means and excuse to have this happen in the first place?

[fabrefactions]

[ Sulk on, Gowochwan. ]

I did not take you for a masseuse, but I suppose if you have an interest in spa days you may have an interest in what is being done to you and why...

[fabrefactions]

Please do not, I am trying to stop people asking me to make them.

[fabrefactions]

What are we saving him from?

[fabrefactions]

... it does seem to end up that way, yes.

[fabrefactions]

Which was done in response to something you did, am
I correct?

[ DO YOU SEE THE PATTERN, AKIRA? DO YOU?? ]

[1620]

[ gamzee sends a snapchat photo in real time, akira there inspecting a pie that looks strikingly like dave’s face. still a work in progress!! and the captions read: akira “gatito” kururu hopped up on pie watch ahaha 🐈 ]

[1620]

exactly
took the words right outta my mouth!

[fiddlestick]

Um, okay?
I'll take your word for it.

[sketchythief]

yeah! i donated some though i cant donate more...

do you know which charity hes giving it to?

[maskreant]

hey.

at least i didn't bring up kinning.

[maskreant]

which was also done in a response to what she did.

[ THE PATTERN DOESN'T ONLY LIE WITH HIM. ]

[maskreant]

i can't because it would put my life in danger.

[ YOSUKE IS LITERALLY RIGHT IN THIS POST ]

[maskreant]

[ you know he can just let this go cause who doesn't like cute people?

but you, child, have soiled his kickstarter. ]

i see.

so you want to be the provider.

[fiddlestick]

That's true, you didn't.

You just made it way worse.

[maskreant]

he's basically another version of Satan/Lucifer, though in Gnostic traditions the story is a little different.

Satanael is said to be an angel that once served the Demiurge. he rebelled when he realized that the Demiurge was not the true God and granted humanity the knowledge to liberate themselves from the Demiurge.

[maskreant]

to put it simply, think of it as reincarnation.

except kinning encompasses more than possible real people in your past life. people go so far as to kin fictional characters and celebrities, believing that they are that person. for example, someone can kin with the main character from Pacific Edge, believing that they are actually that character reincarnated though the character does not exist.

i hope this is somewhat helpful.

[maskreant]

so did you decide to be otherkin?

PRIVATE

[maskreant]

it's okay. i'll try to somehow guide to vegetarian recipes.