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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

PRIVATE

[fiddlestick]

Vegan!
She's a vegan!

[BE CAREFUL AKIRA]

[maskreant]

Yes, I like them because I am one.

[ He doesn't think there's any use to hide it from Daisuke, especially when Daisuke was hearing Haru's thoughts in February. It's fine to come clean and he hopes that this at least shows that he trusts him. ]

shouldn't it be because you're not alone that you shouldn't have to be alone?

[maskreant]

i feel that's less kinning and more about identity. we are all separate from the person in our memories, but how we interpret or cope with those memories, even how we process things, differ.

how do you feel about the Natalia that you remember?

PRIVATE

[maskreant]

oh, right. no dairy.

you literally saved me from death.

[maskreant]

elaborate.

[maskreant]

i thought announcing his presence without a crisis plan would be negligent.

at least you know now? do you feel like your life has changed?

[maskreant]

himself.

[maskreant]

a charity fundraiser in the guise of a kickstarter.

no. we're using a legitimate website, though i'm wondering if we should have just done this in-person only.

PRIVATE

[fiddlestick]

Yeah...real close one there.

[youraffection]

ok but like
y do u think ppl r gonna wanna donate more 2 get pics of a random guy
y not just say save the whales or something

[nachetanya]

[ She hasn't thought about it. Other than to be sickened. ]

She is me, isn't she? That's the whole point.

[youraffection]

broke charities?

[sketchythief]

[ Oh.

Well.

Daisuke believes Akira when he says that he's a phantom thief. It's not like Daisuke was the only one here. Haru was too, so by extension, there could be other people who were also phantom thieves.

But of course, there's a huge difference between then and now. ]

i dont feel alone, or at least with support. i have good friends. i have a good roommate that i think of as family. but its a little easier for me to avoid it... i dont know anyone in the city that could have been from where i was in the past life or whatever you want to call it. so if i dont talk about it and keep myself busy, the less i have to think about it

its a lot of running away but i want to keep those influences out of my life despite the whole retrospec thing. i want to be as "me" as possible. i like my identity. i dont want to be someone else

[sketchythief]

ummmm

your replies are easy to find?

[stressweets]

[ GORO SOILED THE KICKSTARTER. ]

... I sort of already do, honestly...
I'm the one who's always treating my friends... ♪
Not because they make me or anything, though. I like spoiling them.

[odasaku]

[ he has understood absolutely nothing about this. ]

So does this mean that I shouldn't donate?

[odasaku]

I've never heard that until today. Are there people that think that?

[stressweets]

Yes.
They're very serious about it too.

[stressweets]

And you can summon him.

[reaquila]

Every penny should count!!

I'm going to write a bad review later, brb.

1/2

[reaquila]

Oh, so there's no bullshit strings attached this time? Well, okay.

You should have done it in person only, yeah.

Just look at all the discussion going on.

2/2

[reaquila]

....

I think you miscalculated somewhere, Akira.


.....

[THIS IS TOO MUCH.]

[windeity]

a lot of things suddenly make a lot more sense.
i can't believe you even kind of got the shades in that pie.
how are the donations looking so far tier-wise?

[maskreant]

she is, but she also isn't.

are you okay with both sides?

[nachetanya]

I don't know if I've thought too hard about it!

It just is, after all ♥