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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[maskreant]

who are you and what have you done to Yusuke?

[fabrefactions]

You gave us three names to work with, so I have combined them.

[maskreant]

yeah, i have nothing against people that do it. most of the time their lack of self-control is a part of their person and it bleeds into habits.

anyway, do you mind if i borrow our disco ball?

[sketchythief]

i dont think youre really all that plain...





maybe it really is your aura thing

[maskreant]

who are they to say that it's a waste?

it's your wish.

[maskreant]

i know where you sleep, too.

[ That threat is a double-edged sword, Yusuke. ]

i don't plan on dragging anyone into this. don't worry so much.

[sketchythief]

i think its more along the lines of how i can achieve it myself if i really tried instead of just wishing for it to happen

thanks though

[maskreant]

it's a good idea.

i would use it as my online handle if i didn't already use Kurose.

[maskreant]

we egged someone's house
paintball
self-portraits
poem sharing
mystery solving
sharing some wrong-doings
dark period display
food fights
learning new tricks
sky painting

i'm probably forgetting some.

it's been good on me, actually. i go to sleep earlier than usual now.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah. And it's not always easy living with that.

Huh? Uh, sure? It's more Yusuke's ball than anything though.

[floret]

Jamie Doh
Did something happen to him?

[ donates $5...... ]

[reaquila]

That's true. You always go to bed earlier than me.

We wasted a lot of food between the house egging and food fights.

I don't even want to think about what happened after we egged that home, tbh (ᵕ⌓ᵕ̤)

[youraffection]

ill give u $20

[stressweets]

Goro's plenty pleasant.
Weird, but pleasant.

[maskreant]

[ ................................ (unsure) ]

you’re sweet.

[maskreant]

i thought people avoided weirdos.

[maskreant]

doesn't mean no one wants an easy way out sometimes. you can make it work, though. just try to doubt yourself less, Daisuke.

i did absolutely nothing, but no problem.

[maskreant]

all right.

i'll ask him then.

[fiddlestick]

What do you want it for anyway?

[maskreant]

thank you.

i'll remember you fondly.

[maskreant]

no, he's okay thanks to your donation.

[maskreant]

i do also have a cat alarm that helps.

i feel about the food, too. my guess is that they did nothing or they cleaned up very slowly.

[maskreant]

decoration.

i don't want to budget to make the booth look presentable.

[ Even if they... have money. ]

[fiddlestick]

And you think the disco ball will help...?

[frostythehitman]

how many people have you got giving you donations irl at the booth