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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

[That

is the second sweetest thing he's read all day, following Akira's embarrassing love confession?]

You are more than welcome to speak your mind, amigo.

[1620]

abuelito woulda laughed and said
you know what’s touchy? tu madre. ‘cuz he’d fuckin get the verbs mixed up, he’s so great man. you should meet him one day.

and, bro......
long live the tents but my calling is to spread one love and honkisma on a whole different scale
spread it like pb&b all over the metaphorical bagel that is this world . . . through art. and music. and independent clown acts.

[usurpers]

i’ll
make it work.

[ it does not!!!!!!








ok so it does but!!!!!!!!!!! ]

that might be better though.

[youraffection]

no no no
im giving u $20
and i dont want anything in return

[youraffection]

yea i know

[fiddlestick]

Eheh, I wouldn't go that far about my tunes.

But...yeah! Maybe someday.

[Just make sure to never sing...it'll be okay...]

[fiddlestick]

Haha.

I'll get to work on it.

[maskreant]

it’s good to hear that you know where you’re going with your life. you art is pretty swell. i’ve seen your work on Yusuke and pieces some other places.

those pies are going to look amazing, too.

[frostythehitman]

you sure have a lot of faith in dave

[frostythehitman]

you mean you're actually planning on fulfilling them?

[maskreant]

yeah?

backers deserve something for playing along, even if it’s going to a charity. i don’t imagine they were expecting to throw their money today.

[reaquila]

School...and Retrospec being Retrospec.

Do we even need to point out the obvious ?

Everything gets shittier when you have the app.

[reaquila]

I haven't told them how we were involved. They always say that ignorance is bliss...

May as well sleep this one off.

[sketchythief]

i mean... we can be both? we are all a bit weird but i guess being REALLY REALLY weird means people just dont have restraints i guess...

i think youre fine the way you are akira

[sketchythief]

i would but its a $50 tier






ill think about it

[fabrefactions]

It would make keeping the money in one place a lot easier, certainly.

...

Your what in the store?

[usurpers]

[ and then watch eren google every word on his own and go wHY DIDNT YOU SAY EREN NO ]

[fiddlestick]

[DANGIT EREN. WHY ARE YOU YOUR OWN GREATEST ENEMY?]

[maskreant]

i wonder if they would be able to suspect us based on this conversation alone.

sleep cures everything.

[ Death. ]

[maskreant]

that's sappy. i wonder how that person you have a crush on hasn't fallen for you yet.

i think i have more to work on, but thanks.

[justchords]

why not just say "help us donate to charity"?

[frostythehitman]

they're not
they're funding the return of the layers back to normal

but okay i have to know what this dave calendar is gonna be
drawings of dave?
pinup photos of dave?

[justchords]

why are people donating to this guy "dave" if he's just going to give the money to charity? why not just donate money to charity?

[windeity]

why not? (you seriously do not have to, it's all going to charity anyway right?)
but make sure it goes to something good.
i am all about the preservation of unicorns.

[windeity]

uh. yeah, i guess so??