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the akira kurusu experience ([personal profile] maskreant) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-06-19 11:52 am

2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go


Back this project

About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

  • Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
  • $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
  • $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
  • $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
  • $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

windeity: (Default)

[personal profile] windeity 2018-07-02 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
you know how dave is.
photos and drawings and stuff.
at least the clown stuff is gone.
why a statue?
1620: (pic#12298726)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-07-02 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)


dave the redeemer
1620: (pic#12265003)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-07-03 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
i wanted to tell you about faith amigo
but you asked for it
1620: (pic#12298726)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-07-03 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
it’s too late
you already donated
1620: (pic#12265030)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-07-03 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
sure it is
alls a brother gotta do is ask and i’ll make ‘em dave pies today
i’m feeling samaratanian
1620: (pic#12265027)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-07-03 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
👌👌👌 you got it churros
thanks again for the donation ;o)
sketchythief: (pic#12376142)

[personal profile] sketchythief 2018-07-03 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
id really like one then! thank you! (〃^▽^〃)

are they all apple flavored?
1620: (pic#12265051)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-07-03 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
man you keep giving me the sacramental ideas i’m gonna have to bounce just to get em done

dave calendars for every single motherfucker in town
1620: (pic#12264964)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-07-03 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
dave, but if dave is already in the pies then we can pull off, like
daveception
fiddlestick: (ohhh noooo)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-07-03 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.
Good luck.
1620: (pic#12265030)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-07-03 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
do you want yours to be lil man?
sketchythief: (pic#11842061)

[personal profile] sketchythief 2018-07-03 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
apple pie sounds fantastic :D
frostythehitman: (against my will i stand)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-07-04 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
yeah because you asked to tell me one in the first place!
frostythehitman: (without a sense of confidence)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-07-04 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
if it doesn't look like that statue of david with his head plastered on i'm gonna start a riot
frostythehitman: (tHESE WOUNDS; THEY WILL NOT HEAL)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-07-04 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
good
put them in the mailbox of every last person in the city
youraffection: (pic#10035394)

[personal profile] youraffection 2018-07-04 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
i donated from the goodness of my heart not 4 weird dave pics im good dude
really
save a tree or something
windeity: (GRIN ♫ cute)

[personal profile] windeity 2018-07-05 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...it can go in the backyard, i guess.
i feel like i shouldn't be encouraging this but this is sort of hilarious.
windeity: (CHINHANDS ♫ ah I see)

[personal profile] windeity 2018-07-07 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
isn't the saying basically go big or go home?
windeity: (Default)

[personal profile] windeity 2018-07-10 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
there's no turning back dude.
we're doing this.
but at least we'll face consequences together.
parodeity: flowertea @ tumblr (SPARKLE 🎧 nice shades)

[personal profile] parodeity 2018-07-11 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
yes
that
that is exactly the kinda thing i will pose for
that and nothing less

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