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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[fiddlestick]

Oh.
Okay?

[That makes no sense to him]

[1620]

like check it

have you ever seen something so perfect

[fiddlestick]

Er...

Actually it looks a little like my Aunt Fairweather's jello dish.

[maskreant]

i don't know how we got here.

[fiddlestick]

It's okay.
I think he's just always thinks about food.
He keeps calling me Churros.

[maskreant]

Churros are good.

Gatito isn't a food, though. i guess i'm... either little cat or uncle cat.

[fiddlestick]

They are! Still a little weird though...

Hehe, either one is pretty cute.

[maskreant]

at least Churros sounds cute.

but it makes me wonder if he wants to eat the people he names after food.

[fiddlestick]

And that's another thought I could've lived happily not hearing.

[maskreant]

hey.

at least i didn't bring up kinning.

[fiddlestick]

That's true, you didn't.

You just made it way worse.

[maskreant]

i only made one comment.

[fiddlestick]

That was enough.

[maskreant]

is it really worse than everything Gamzee has said?

[1620]

jello and jelly be in the same fam, you’re not cold
cheese and guava jelly 👌 an astronomic combo milked by god’s own hand of sweet and salty in one solo nom

[fiddlestick]

Um, okay?
I'll take your word for it.

[1620]

speaking of word, word
i had the craziest dream the other day and i’m p sure you were in half of it

[fiddlestick]

Oh really?

[SWEATS]

[1620]

yeah mano we were jammin and all of a sudden you were like
some motherfuckin angel from up high and i was like shit i need to get my soul autographed, yknow in the form of blessings
but then you started running and i was like oh shit wait up!!
and then something got all up in my face like yo time to get your nap on
then i woke up and remembered sleeping in a fridge once cuz a voice in my head was all tellin me to

[fiddlestick]

wow.
haha, sounds like a pretty crazy dream.

[1620]

ain’t it??
but for real we should jam sometime
who knows maybe you really are an angel when you drop tunes :o)
honk

[fiddlestick]

Eheh, I wouldn't go that far about my tunes.

But...yeah! Maybe someday.

[Just make sure to never sing...it'll be okay...]

[1620]

ayyyy 🙏 lookin forward to it
anyways thanks for the givings, gonna have your pie delivered nice and fresh, just like dave

[fiddlestick]

Oh.... forgot about the tiers.
That's okay! I don't need a pie.

[1620]

you so totally need a dave pie churros
split it with your friends little man, share the word in baked motherfucking pieces
it’s such a beautiful apple pie, i mean gatito keeps looking at the baking all mesmerized