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the akira kurusu experience ([personal profile] maskreant) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-06-19 11:52 am

2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go


Back this project

About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

  • Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
  • $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
  • $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
  • $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
  • $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

twostringsonebow: (11 an empty glass)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I am strongly opposed to this idea.
stressweets: Just because somepony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits, a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all. (097. a dog and pony show)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop.
akatatai: (pic#10590593)

[personal profile] akatatai 2018-06-19 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Please no
fabrefactions: (13)

[personal profile] fabrefactions 2018-06-19 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Was this necessary?
fiddlestick: (ohhh noooo)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-06-19 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a thought I could've lived happily without.
adoringpast: (leather and jeans)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2018-06-19 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
isn't that the textbook definition of otherkin anyway?!
usurpers: (FURSECUTION)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-19 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don’t get it
fiddlestick: (oh no)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-06-20 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[OH NO....]

It's...

Maybe it's better you don't know, Eren.
usurpers: (Default)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-20 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this an inside joke
fiddlestick: (oh no)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-06-20 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
No, not really
It's...it's something from the internet?
usurpers: (Default)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-21 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
so it’s a meme.
usurpers: (ẘнα☂ ḯ﹩ їт ℯґ℮ᾔ)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-21 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
nm i think i got it.
usurpers: (THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-21 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
it’s like the furry thing, right?
fiddlestick: (jaw scratch)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-06-21 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.
Except they're convinced they are the animal instead of just....
Really really liking them.
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[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-23 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
only these things come from the internet.
i think i need a break.
fiddlestick: (elliot092)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-06-23 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I tried to warn you...
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[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-25 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
next time something like this comes up, just say eren no. i’ll remember why.

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usurpers: (ASS DANCE)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-21 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
fictional characters aside then you know you’re sort of right.
why is everyone upset


[ EREN NO ]
Edited 2018-06-21 14:09 (UTC)
usurpers: (that's weird)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-21 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ]

there’s another definition for that
usurpers: (POWERFUL THIGHS)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-06-23 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
i didn’t.
thanks a lot.