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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

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30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

wow

[maskreant]

there are some people that feel they're in the wrong body. while it isn't always accounted for, some do consider themselves beasts trapped in a human. of course there's a distinct divider between those that just do it for fun and those that are seriously ailed and conflicted about their appearance.

for the most part, this specifically is a joke.

[nachetanya]

Oh good, someone pointed that out! I was going to be very annoyed if in all this discussion that wasn't acknowledged!

[ is she serious...

...

Elliot knows yes, but either way, because of this, this kickstarter gets a $27 dollar donation ]

[maskreant]

i wasn't going to mislead anyone into thinking it's all true.

but the list wanted a kickstarter, so here it is.

[nachetanya]

I actually meant the other part where we shouldn't kin-shame people. Especially not when we're all people-kin and some people really *aren't* human.

[maskreant]

oh.

i personally have little opinions about people that kin. for the most part, if they're good people then i don't think it matters. if they're bad people, it's not because they kin the villain from an anime or something.

[nachetanya]

Exactly! See, you've got it!

Though that does raise a question when the crossover is as direct as our own. If the one you're kin with starts to *be* you more completely, are you still able to judge without foreknowledge?

[maskreant]

i feel that's less kinning and more about identity. we are all separate from the person in our memories, but how we interpret or cope with those memories, even how we process things, differ.

how do you feel about the Natalia that you remember?

[nachetanya]

[ She hasn't thought about it. Other than to be sickened. ]

She is me, isn't she? That's the whole point.

PRIVATE

[fiddlestick]

Careful Akira, she might be taking you for a trip down the rabbit hole.

PRIVATE

[maskreant]

it's okay. i'll try to somehow guide to vegetarian recipes.

PRIVATE

[fiddlestick]

Vegan!
She's a vegan!

[BE CAREFUL AKIRA]

[1620]

preach

[maskreant]

so did you decide to be otherkin?

[1620]

i don’t need to be otherkin gatito i’m already a clown :o)
honk

[maskreant]

why do you like clowns so much, anyway?

[1620]

okay, sit the fuck back and chill out next to me while i type this noise at you man, we’re gonna get a lil biblical
clowns are a big motherfuckin deal back where my latino roots be sprouting from
my abuelito was in the circus when he was a chico cuz that’s how he’d get some chow everyday.he wanted to do the elephant stuff but all they’d let him do was be the clown
but then he was like
por que no los dos
so he worked his ass of til he was the best motherfuckin clown américa ever done feasted their eyes on and got an act with the elephants
and it’s just so motherfuckin beautiful you know
how he took pride in makin all these strangers smile cuz happiness is the greatest miracle a guy could have and he just wanted to spread that shit
then he died a while back so i’m just keeping this love alive

[maskreant]

that's actually a touching story, Gamzee.

[ why couldn't your fucking dave testimony be like this ]

i'm sure your grandfather is happy to hear that you share the same love that he does. are you planning to actually become a clown, too? or just more of a hobby.

[1620]

abuelito woulda laughed and said
you know what’s touchy? tu madre. ‘cuz he’d fuckin get the verbs mixed up, he’s so great man. you should meet him one day.

and, bro......
long live the tents but my calling is to spread one love and honkisma on a whole different scale
spread it like pb&b all over the metaphorical bagel that is this world . . . through art. and music. and independent clown acts.

[odasaku]

[ he has understood absolutely nothing about this. ]

So does this mean that I shouldn't donate?

[maskreant]

it's up to you?

the money will be going to a charity, either way.

[odasaku]

Oh, so that's not a joke? Okay.

[ and odasaku's going to donate 25 bucks! ]

I hope your otherkin friend finds a good charity.

[maskreant]

he's actually not otherkin...

but thanks. we'll be sending the gifts with a card when he decides on a charity.

[odasaku]

That was a joke?

But okay. You don't have to send me anything. It's just nice to help a charity. Even if your friend isn't an otherkin. Or a unicorn.

[maskreant]

it's too late.

take this goodwill for your goodwill.

[odasaku]

Is it from Goodwill?