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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[adoringpast]

you're tainting my junior
he didn't need to know all this crap?!
delete this thread

[twostringsonebow]

Secchan...
He already knew quite a bit, you know.
I'm sorry.

[adoringpast]

and whose fault is that?!

ugh, whatever
those kinds of people are gone from this fucking city anyway
or at least i like to think that no one in their right mind is a fucking otherkin in this godforksaken app

[twostringsonebow]

The internet, probably.
He is living in the same age as you and I.

What if they were? Would you judge them?

[adoringpast]

duh, who do you take me for
don't they have identities of their own instead of idolizing people like us
it's pathetic

[twostringsonebow]

Most of the time they're dealing with other things, Secchan.
It's an unhealthy form of escapism.
I wouldn't judge them, just... hope they get the help they need.

[adoringpast]

well it's not as if they're doing anything harmful
so long as we continue avoiding tumblr and shit we're good

[twostringsonebow]

Right, they're not like the ones who want pieces of our hair or whatever real celebrities deal with.
They're just living vicariously through us, or something like that.

Has anyone used your picture for a dating site yet?

[adoringpast]

for catfishing?
god i sure hope not
or if someone has, they'd better pray i'd never find out

[twostringsonebow]

I almost hope someone has for me.
I'd like to know the kinds of things they attached to my face.
Interests, type of person they're into, that sort of thing.

But I would also sue them for defamation of character and misuse of copyright material, so they'd better hope I don't find out as well.

[stressweets]

[ senpai...... ]

I'm touched you're so concerned about me.


[ sarcasm doesn't carry well over text fuck ]

[adoringpast]

well someone has to
leo brought it up to me as well so im not surprised this fucking escalated

[stressweets]

...Leonii knows about this kind of thing?
Well.
I hope he doesn't see this.

[adoringpast]

i hope so to

[ LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT KASA-KUN ]